Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Everything Else => Topic started by: Faster Master St. Pastor on November 25, 2005, 06:29:05 PM
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So, if I were to start posting non-stop and talking to myself (both in real life and here, though after reading the advice thread I think this is real life for Dr. SE) just so I can level up, how much would my crushed and defiled corpse hurt?
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Death is death. I don't think, after you were dead, you would feel a thing, though I'm no expert on being dead.
Perhaps we should consult Montaigne.
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The trick is for you to get a bunch of us to post on the Superfly night Crew thread. So much posting all at once is as good as spamming but you're not the only one so you don't get in trouble.
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The consultation is not necassary.
I was assuming that you would understand that by dead I mean beaten-within-an-inch-of-his-life-so-that-we-can-nurse-him-back-to-health-so-that-we-can-do-it-again-after-burning-all-his-treasured-possesions-then-doing-it-again.
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I was assuming that we would kill you slowly and painfully, then get Eagle Prince to cast True Resurrection on you so we can do it again and again. Of course, since that requires your soul to be willing to come back, you may at some point decide it's just not worth the pain anymore. Then he'd cast Animate Dead and you'd be our mindless zombie servant.
Edited to include: To answer your actual question: A lot.
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*Archon smiles evilly*
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So, if I were to start posting non-stop and talking to myself (both in real life and here, though after reading the advice thread I think this is real life for Dr. SE) just so I can level up, how much would my crushed and defiled corpse hurt?
If you feel like doing that, just hit my Dr. SÉ thread. Then I can insult you properly.
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The consultation is not necassary.
I was assuming that you would understand that by dead I mean beaten-within-an-inch-of-his-life-so-that-we-can-nurse-him-back-to-health-so-that-we-can-do-it-again-after-burning-all-his-treasured-possesions-then-doing-it-again.
that's all you think they'd do? they have the imagination and means to do much worse. It'd involve everyone you've ever loved, everyone you've ever liked, everyone you've ever been indifferent to, everyone you wouldn't want dead, everything you've ever made, every good memory you've ever had, every thought you've ever been proud of, then they'd take everyone not dead and put them in your favorite place after giving them everything you've ever wanted/liked. Then they'd reveal none of it was real, it was just some magic illusion and they'd repeat the process, until someone points out "hey, isn't this overkill?" then they'll do it ten or so more times until someone says, "come on, isn't this a bit excessive? I mean, his brain's already imploded." then they'd do it eight or so more times before stopping.
And they they'd feed-
actually, I think you understand, though you realise that was a huge simplification.
The moral of the story; never post to yourself to level up.
well, that was long. whatever, I figure I'll just delete this post when I have a lapse of sanity sometime.
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I significantly shortened my reply post, that is why is only is that long.
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If you feel like doing that, just hit my Dr. SÉ thread. Then I can insult you properly.
Oh yes, someone should revive that thread! I can't remember how I found it when I first got on--maybe through the FAQs--but I thought it was stinking hilarious. I didn't want to revive old threads at that point, though--I was treading softly, being a newbie and all.
Edit: Someone revived it already and I didn't see it until now. Ignore above comments.
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Yes, I took e's advice (no pun intended) and did that.
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You thread necromancer, you!
I've never understood what the big deal about postcount is, other than here where you gain levels.
I gave up worrying about my postcount after SE and Jeffe really got posting a few years back and skyrocketted past me.
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No one will ever pass SE, he's got double the post count that the next highest (jeffe) has.
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SE is the postmaster.
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Then we should tell him to lower the price of stamps.
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Don't ever suggest that.
The Ninja Monkies are listening.
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e told me to, and I qoute:
If you feel like doing that, just hit my Dr. SÉ thread. Then I can insult you properly.
so I am excused from my necromancy (I hope).
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Interesting fact: Ninja monkeys can't hear (and are thus immune so sonic attacks) but they can read lips even when you mumble. They have ways of seeing your lips even when you're turned away.
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e told me to, and I qoute:
so I am excused from my necromancy (I hope).
Here's a secret...it doesn't matter. Except for on a few issues (like leet speak) typical forum rules are lax around here. So thread necromancy is permitted, in practice. Ever notice how a thread rarely stays on topic for more than a few posts?
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Yes I have, I even made that observation a while back and was told that it was lucky if a thread stayed on topic for more than four posts.