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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 08, 2005, 01:19:59 PM »
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Goonies

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Movies and TV / Re: X3
« on: June 07, 2005, 08:40:48 PM »
Just think what he could do with this if he turned it into a feature length music video starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker dressed in late eighties/early nineties Madonna attire.  Sounds like X-men to me.

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 07, 2005, 03:01:51 PM »
Clown: Look, a giraffe!
Martin Beck (played by Michael Richards): Look, a fist!
(punches clown)

Problem Child

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 07, 2005, 02:45:25 PM »
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

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Brandon Sanderson / Re: Alcatraz: Sands of Rashid
« on: June 07, 2005, 02:37:45 PM »
I ate a snood once.  It tasted like chicken, except stringier.

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Movies and TV / Re: X3
« on: June 07, 2005, 02:37:08 AM »
Quote
He's done a few other movies according to IMDB


My personal favorite has always been Madonna: The Video Collection 93:99

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 07, 2005, 02:34:19 AM »
Superman: Easy, miss. I've got you.
Lois Lane: You, you've got me? Who's got you?

Superman I

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Movies and TV / Re: Chronicles of Narnia
« on: June 06, 2005, 03:12:58 PM »
Nothing--but the fanbase might be angered if the buck pushing results in a crappy movie.

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 05, 2005, 09:38:58 PM »
Monique (with French accent): He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane: Excuse me?
Monique: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.

Better Off Dead

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Books / Re: SF book ID
« on: June 05, 2005, 02:51:50 AM »
Thanks--I didn't notice that.   :-[  (And I can't help either, so I guess I've been a total waste on this thread.)

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 05, 2005, 02:50:41 AM »
War--It's FANtastic

Hot Shots Part Deux

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Books / Re: SF book ID
« on: June 05, 2005, 02:34:19 AM »
I'm a bit lost--help with what again?

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 04, 2005, 09:26:55 PM »
Mason Storm: We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.

Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill

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Brandon Sanderson / Re: Second Printing
« on: June 04, 2005, 02:04:15 PM »
If you need an in with Meridian, EUOL, my dad writes articles for them about the Tabernacle Choir.  I think it'd be pretty easy to get an article in there--though I could be wrong, of course.

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Movies and TV / Re: Cinema Quote Sense
« on: June 04, 2005, 01:58:44 PM »
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Princess Bride

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