Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: So_Blonde on October 01, 2006, 10:58:04 PM
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This is a simple game. I'll start it. example: 1 person says: Two people walk up a hill when.... 2nd person says: A hurricane comes from out of no where and blows them away to... then other people put there part in it until someone wants to end it to start a new story. Ok i'll start the real one:
two friends plan a trip to Italy but they don't have any money for tickets so they decide to......
(continue the story please :))
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...sit down on a hillside together, holding hands, and watch the sunset that evening...and the next...and the next... Eventually, their desiccated corpses (still holding hands) are discovered by a passing piebald dog, who has escaped from cruel masters and is very hungry.
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As the dog is eating the chunky flesh remains embedded on the bones, a young gothic boy named Gerald takes the dog and the corpses back to his....
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...cave. There he does his level best to raise the unfortunate couple from the dead but fails. Or rather, thinks he fails. Unbeknownst to him he is possesed by both spirits, who have had a falling out since they died.
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Gerald this has horrible dreams all night. When he awakes he kicks the dog before heading to his court-ordered angst management session. While meeting with his shrink...
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He decides that he could raise have raised the couple if their remains had been a little fresher. With an evil look at his psychiatrist, he pulls out a knife to test his hypothesis. Noticing the knife, the shrink says...
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"Ah, yes, I'm in need of a good steak knife," as he pulls out a marvelous steak dinner. Gerald is momentarily distracted by the smell of perfectly prepared steak and...
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salivates, until he remebers that he's Vegan and that meat however properly prepared isn't for eating. So, he stabs the shrink right between the eyes and yells. "Sic Semper...."
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tyrannis"!!! As the shrink falls to the ground, the receptionist bursts in with a flamethrower in hand and a chicken(live) in the other and......
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roasts the shrink and the frantically squawking chicken into yummy goodness and joins the goth boy in a greasy meal.
As they are eating a strange glow begins to form in the corner. ...
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And Becomes the unhappy ghost of the fried chicken, squaking wrathfully, which burns the receptionist to a cinder, then....
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...decides to try Col. Sanders for Crimes Against Chickenity. On its way there, however...
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Gerald catches up and says, "I've always wanted to help an undead chicken take down KFC. Can I help?" The chicken says...
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...in a deep, supulchral voice, "Bwawawaaak." Since Gerald didn't have to make a saving throw, he takes that as a yes, and soon they...
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.....come upon a blind gothic girl in front of the KFC headquaters. She is was sitting on the ground and she looks like she is in deep thought. Gerald asks her what shes doing. she stands up and says.....
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"I've taken far too many percocets, I think this is a cry for help, please be sympathetic and take me away from all this. " Gerald snorts and...
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the ghost chicken eats her in one bite, then belches, saying, "BWAWAWAka!". Gerald then angrily...
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says, "Man, you ate my hot gothic love interest! Now I'm going to have to..."
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"Enact my revenge against you. But only after I find a new hot gothic love interest, so my revenge against you can make me seem all deep and complex."
The chicken squawked incomprehensibly, and Gerald took it as an agreement. So he decided that the best place to start on his quest to enact revenge, with the help of his trusty undead chicken enemy sidekick, would be...
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to put on a floppy hat advertising guinness. After this, he leave his cave, chicken in hand, when disaster strikes...The chicken had...
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... been blown to pieces when a out of control New Years firework hits it. The impact of the Firework sents Gerald flying into a pillow factory. He lands in a large pile of pillows. When he thinks he is safe he is dragged down in the pillows by a big soft piglatin speaking......