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General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Shaggy on June 10, 2009, 08:17:30 PM
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Hear ye, hear ye!
The Order of Pie is calling together its members and fans to vote on who shall be the leader! At this hour, we have but two nominees; go to http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=6845.120;topicseen to nominate more (or just post in this thread)! Vote for who you think shall lead OOP with the most dignity and honour, who shall promote the name of pie until the very skies are filled with it! But be warned: the consequences of a non-pie-lover voting on this thread are terrible–so terrible, in fact, that to put it in words would inflict such pain of mind that I will refrain from doing so (as of now). Heed my warning, cake-loving heretics. Heed it, or suffer.
With Dignity, Honour, and in the Name of Pie,
LAVGRS
Post Script: to see the origin of this glorious battle, go to: http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=6845.0.
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As a show of good faith, and of friendly competition, i hereby cast my vote publicly for my opponent Sortitus. :)
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Well, it would hardly be right of me to nominate Eerongal without voting for him. Good luck, sir. May the man with the best taste win (That sounds rather like the beginning of a fop battle, doesn't it?).
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I feel that the beginner of the battle is the one who best deserves to lead. However, between the two of you, I would be perfectly happy with either as King (and I'm not just saying that). 8)
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a challenger appears! :O
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Whoa. When did Jade get in there?
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Whoa. When did Jade get in there?
My guess would be when he edited to polls to include himself :P
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Whoa. When did Jade get in there?
My guess would be when he edited to polls to include himself :P
...I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about...
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Whoa. When did Jade get in there?
My guess would be when he edited to polls to include himself :P
...I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about...
I imagine Jade saying this in Hal's voice from 2001.
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But be warned: the consequences of a non-pie-lover voting on this thread are terrible–so terrible, in fact, that to put it in words would inflict such pain of mind that I will refrain from doing so (as of now). Heed my warning, cake-loving heretics. Heed it, or suffer.
With Dignity, Honour, and in the Name of Pie,
LAVGRS
Post Script: to see the origin of this glorious battle, go to: http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=6845.0.
What kind of pain did you have in mind Shaggy?
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What kind of pain did you have in mind Shaggy?
Apparently not much, since I voted on this poll a week ago, and nothing has happened to me yet. :P
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What kind of pain did you have in mind Shaggy?
Apparently not much, since I voted on this poll a week ago, and nothing has happened to me yet. :P
Here that pie-lovers!!!?? We have invaded your teritory!!!
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Bye-bye Jade.
Bye-bye lw's vote.
Bye-bye birrrrrrrrrrdie.
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What? I'm a perfectly valid candidate! I voted for pie!
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Huh? Who says I voted for Jade?
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What? I'm a perfectly valid candidate! I voted for pie!
Quite suddenly I'm down to one vote. And in the third slot. I sense treachery afoot.
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What? I'm a perfectly valid candidate! I voted for pie!
Quite suddenly I'm down to one vote. And in the third slot. I sense treachery afoot.
Treachery is indeed afoot! Shaggy has been manipulating the polls!
(If it makes you feel any better, I voted for you)
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I hereby declare the so-called 'Jade Knight' a deceitful and cunning turncoat who deserves no place in The Order of Pie's affairs. By the right invested to me by the Pie God and the very will of the People of Pie, I declare The Jade Knight, traitor that he is, banished from the land of Pie–and never to return. If The Jade Knight ever enters this land, in either Cake-Loving mind or body, he is to executed at once.
With Dignity, Honour, and the Love of Pie,
Shaggy
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But Jade is one of our most powerful members! He could destroy us all!
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Mindset outweighs power, my friend.
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This is treason! You are not the king of Pie! You are not even worthy to be called Bob!
For this treason, Shaggy should be banished from the order of Pie! We shall do this democratically (a method Shaggy seems to detest).
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As an uninvolved, unbiased third party, I vote 'Banishment for Shaggy!' Ha!
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Ah whatever. Do what you like. My years are beginning to catch up with me and I'm thinking of retiring soon. :-\
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Ah whatever. Do what you like. My years are beginning to catch up with me and I'm thinking of retiring soon. :-\
Yeah, I hear that high school leaves a mark on people. :P
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Apparently middle school leaves a bigger mark though....
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Nope. It was preschool that did me in.
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Everyone knows that this election is a sham. Its results shall be ignored.
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Yeah, hows about we just call Ee the winner and let him get to ruling. :) We must be united!
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One more week, my friend. One more week.
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An extra week doesn't make it any less of a sham.
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And an extra post doesn't make you any less of a traitorous heretic.
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And an extra post doesn't make you any less of a traitorous heretic.
Nor you of being a fascist dictator, but hey! Who's complaining?
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Um . . . how am I a fascist dictator? ???
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By taking Jade off the poll without asking anyone about it. Of course Jade is going to disagree, but what about everyone else? If no cared that he was up there (and obviously, he was getting votes, so people must've liked the option), then it shouldn't have mattered WHO put him up there....
(maybe "fascist" was too strong a word, but I rather like it. But in essence it's redundant, since the way in which I meant it was the same that "dictator" gives too, so...yeah. And since you didn't get any outside opinion before altering the poll, I'd say dictator suits you pretty well...;))
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By taking Jade off the poll without asking anyone about it. Of course Jade is going to disagree, but what about everyone else? If no cared that he was up there (and obviously, he was getting votes, so people must've liked the option), then it shouldn't have mattered WHO put him up there....
(maybe "fascist" was too strong a word, but I rather like it. But in essence it's redundant, since the way in which I meant it was the same that "dictator" gives too, so...yeah. And since you didn't get any outside opinion before altering the poll, I'd say dictator suits you pretty well...;))
Sorry Shaggy but I agree. You need to address the situation to the other voters before changing anything to make it as fair as possible.
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I guess we now know what the "pie regime" would be like....
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I guess we now know what the "pie regime" would be like....
yeah..
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Well, everyone will be forced (by their own consciences) to ignore this sham election, and it looks like Shaggy will be banished into Fruitcake land for 10 years, so...
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so...by Shaggy? ;D
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Sorry Shaggy but I agree. You need to address the situation to the other voters before changing anything to make it as fair as possible.
Frankly, Bastille, I don't need to do anything.
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I think she meant if you don't want to be a dictator.....which maybe that's your goal, so you don't mind, but...yeah.
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I'm not a dictator. Obviously. I set up an election which will effectively take away my power here. How is that a dictatorship??
OK, correction: I'm not the kind of dictator you're thinking of. I'm the good kind of dictator, which you probably didn't know existed. Please note number two.
dic?ta?tor
??[dik-tey-ter, dik-tey-ter] Show IPA
–noun
1. a person exercising absolute power, esp. a ruler who has absolute, unrestricted control in a government without hereditary succession.
2. a person invested with supreme authority during a crisis, the regular magistracy being subordinated to him until the crisis was met.
3. a person who authoritatively prescribes conduct, usage, etc.: a dictator of fashion.