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That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« on: November 22, 2003, 11:35:04 PM »
So, I've always wondered about this. Why is it that all I do is where a t-shirt and all this weird junk inserts inself into my belly button? Has anyone else ever noticed this? Its been bothering me forever now. Sure I have a lot of hair on my torso and chest, but still. Why is there always stuff in there at the end of the day, and why does it stink?
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2003, 11:40:00 PM »
Let the wonders of the universe be revieled

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_080.html
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2003, 11:50:26 PM »
So cotton ball or tape over the belly button you suggest?
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2003, 12:21:36 AM »
You can get is surgicaly removed.  That was a fad in Aisa (mostly Japan) a few years back.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2003, 12:54:09 AM »
get the belly button removed?
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2003, 03:21:12 PM »
Crazy japanese people....

I don't get lint in my navel, but my husband always does, so I always figured it had something to do with having hair on your stomach that somehow collected the fuzz?
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2003, 04:38:08 PM »
Good old navel fuzz.  Mine is blue-tinted.  But it doesn't stink.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2003, 05:27:18 PM »
Well, mine doesn't stink unless I scratch it. Since it itches sometimes. Or unless I go in there myself. And yes, I have an unsurmountable amount of hair around my "navel." I feel like I'm Robin Williams. With all the hair everywhere on my body. Oy... its just so, yeah.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2003, 08:00:23 PM »
It's so nice to hear those things about people you don't know and have never met.  Now I can just think of you as this hairy Robin Williams-esque monster.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2003, 01:46:36 PM »
Oh I don't know, there are definitely things about people I'd just rather not know, and amount of body hair is one of them.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2003, 03:12:41 PM »
Well, I do have a lot. Although I'm not too sure about my back. Had a bad incident with it and the sun. It being 2nd degree sun burns and some nice pusy-filled bubbles/boils. Mmm, that was a fun week or two.

But yes, from my wrist to the 2nd knuckle on my hands have only just sprouted hair. Its taking a weird trail though. I should take some pictures for you guys. And my toes, yeah, they have some hairs too. My forehead might too. I'm not sure. I just tried to find some but only found my eyebrows. Do those count? Oh, my palms don't have hair. Something to be glad about I guess. And so I continue as Harry Henderson.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2003, 06:35:45 PM »
clue: if you say you dont' want something, Gemm takes that as an invitation to discuss it.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2003, 09:22:29 PM »
In that case, I don't want to know about Gemm's credit card number.
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2003, 09:27:25 PM »
I dont want to know his social security number and mothers maiden name!
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Re: That stuff inside the stomach tunnel.
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2003, 09:58:22 AM »
Well I don't have a credit card, since I don't trust the banks and people who work there. They are freaking crazy. But I guess my debit card isn't all that bad.

My SSN gets me into everything around the campus. Its like some sort of freaking password. I don't understand the buttheads.

And I really doubt my mom's name was maiden. Obviously Jeffe's new icon has gotten to his head.
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