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I hate Dave!!!!!!!!

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Spriggan:
I have no idea who he is, but some looser named Dave has given out my cell # to all his firends.  For the past two weeks I've been getting calls from people asking for him.  At first I was patient and asked them to dubble check their number and it was mine.  One guy even said that he's been calling his friend at my number for months now.  It's realy annoying because some of the same people keep on calling.  Now I just answer "Dave hates you" and hand up.

Fellfrosch:
About 12 years ago, our local Pizza Hut mailed out a ton of refrigerator magnets with my uncle's phone number on them. He eventually started taking orders and then denying everything when they called back an hour later.

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers:
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Sorry, but that's funny.

Fellfrosch:
How dare you laugh at my uncle's misfortune! Do you think I would have posted an amusing anecdote on a message board if I wanted it to be laughed at? Some people....

The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers:
yeah, well, i'm just rude like that.

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