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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2003, 12:15:52 AM »
Who is that, striding over the desert! It is JamPaladin, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!"
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2003, 12:29:23 AM »
a "bladed baseball bat?" how does that work.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2003, 12:33:58 AM »
Razor blades embedded in the bat... kind of like an aztec sword only with razors instead of obsidion or flint.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2003, 12:55:41 AM »
Having run a social at school yesterday, I am reminded of the "Welcome Pole." This is a big steel pole that us tech crew guys use to "welcome" anyone who wants to come into the tech area without our permission. Yesterday also added the "Welcome Chain" and the combined form of the two, the "Welcome Flail". Since then, we keep designing new pieces of the range.

Looks like we have our "Welcome Baseball Bat".
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2003, 01:26:30 AM »
Who is that, skulking across the fields! It is Slant, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you so heinously, your timbers will shiver!"


Arrrrrr, and to think that I missed "talk like a pirate" day....
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2003, 03:40:21 AM »
"I'm going to clobber you until the Earth stands still, then steal your lederhosen!!!"


Take that, Octoberfest!
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2003, 09:22:16 AM »
I dunno, the bladed baseball bat seems awkward, uneccessary, and possibly hazardous to the weilder. I'll stick with my jeweled meat hammer.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2003, 01:09:50 PM »
Dangerous yes, but nifty too...

I'd rather use a Bassamatic though!
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2003, 09:16:17 PM »
Striding amidst the mountains, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Izzy Whiting! And she gives a spectacular cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"


The one for Mistress of Darkness was . . . well, disturbing, as you might have imagined.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2003, 10:14:58 PM »
For some reason, you should dread me coming out of a candy store. How did it know?

Striding across the candy store, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Creer! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!!"

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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the candy store! It is Jeffrey Jason Creer, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!"

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Sprinting on the tarmac, swinging a thorned whip, cometh 42! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2003, 03:35:24 PM »
I tried it with my real name (ie, the one on my birth certificate but which i don't use) and it gave the following nifty one.

Rampaging on the terrain, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Charles Mitchell! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh faster than the super-flu!!!"

I just wonder who my dark lord is. Oh wait, i know - its president Bush! :D
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2003, 03:47:20 PM »
Wait a second. Explain to me the physics of why such a detremental person could be your dark lord?
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2003, 05:51:35 PM »
I thought *I* was your dark lord.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2003, 06:44:57 PM »
You? Bwahahaha! I'd rather have spriggo as my dark lord. At least then i wouldn't be knocked unconscious by evil briefings. Mainly because he would be too lazy to do any, but there you go. You, SE, are unlikely to qualify as the dark lord of a drunk ferret, let alone me.
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Re: A quiz that tells all.
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2003, 06:48:44 PM »
You would be lucky to get a legible and cohearant thought from Spriggan.
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