A quiz that tells all.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Skulking amidst the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Gemm! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to smack you until you taste like chicken, and sever every head in sight!!"

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=Gemm&sex=m

What's your battlecry?!

[House of Mustard]

"I'm going to flog you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is Mad Dr Jeffe, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to brutalize you into your own personal hell, then make toast!!!"

[Lieutenant Kije]

Sprinting amidst the freeway, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Lieutenant Kije! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!"

[Lieutenant Kije]

For those who care to be forewarned: this little feature can get a little obscene.

I had the F-bomb come up in one.  And not the PG-13 variety, but the R version.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Running along the steppes, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh SaintEhlers! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !"


Which is actually kind of funny.

[Entsuropi]

Stalking through the freeway, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Entropy! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

[Entsuropi]

Interestingly enough, my real name has way different ramifications from my online one.

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the wasteland! It is Charlie Mitchell, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!!"

So, if its real life then i'm a dull witted moron. But if its online im wierd and rather scary. Sounds about right actually.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Sprinting on the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Jeff Crews! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to beat you so thoroughly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"

[Spriggan]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the plains! It is Spriggan, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows gutterally:

"I'm going to flog you like it's a new extreme sport!"

Hark! Who is that, striding through the terrain! It is Jordan Sanderon, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"


then I noticed I misspelled my lastname

Sprinting on the wasteland, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Jordan Sanderson! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm seriously going to punch you until war is peace!!!"

Striding across the steppes, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jordan! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm seriously going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!!"

[Spriggan]

oh and if you want a good perverted one put in Jordan Sandeson and tage (lowercase)  The program is case sensitive.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

hahahah that's hilarious


Skulking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Eric J Ehlers! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to clobber you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!"
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Lo! Who is that, striding through the mountains! It is Eric John Ehlers, hands clutching a burning branch! He roars ominously:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
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Prowling out of the mountains, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Eric Ehlers! And he gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to smack you until you're a parapalegic, and throw you out the window!"
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and my personal favorite:
Sprinting on the candy store, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Eric! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
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[Spriggan]

my favorite of your name SE is eric j. Elhers (it's case sensitive)
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Who is that, striding amidst the steppes! It is Eric J. Ehlers, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

This is my favoriteSprinting amidst the icy wasteland, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh El Jeffe! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"

Find out!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I duno. spackling with wasabi is pretty cool