A successful Bachelor party

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

So last night I threw a bachelor party for a friend (it was tame) but we were in this club and this hot girl comes up to me and starts doing the Leia speech to R2D2 in Episode 4... the one that ends with "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope" and it was indeed one of the sexiest things I have ever experienced. So I pointed her towards our single friend and she quizzed him on Star Wars for about an hour....

Why arent more women like that....?

[Spriggan]

Random women coming up and quoteing star wars!  Where was it held the local comic book shop?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

because it is, at it's core, nerdly.

but hey, cool.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

a happening night club actually, and she had on the tightest micro mini skirt I've ever seen.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

and it was quoting George Lucas that turned you on?

[Spriggan]

At least is wasn't Jar-Jar.

[fuzzyoctopus]

So you're saying I should put on a micro-mini and quote Star Wars to my husband?

I think he'd be more confused.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Confused and pleased....

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

it was the quoting of Princess Leia, Eric ... Leia.
Well that and the ear biting...

[fuzzyoctopus]

I asked.  He said he'd have to go with confused, and while he wouldn't ever object to a mini-skirt, the Leia factor would be weird and not sexy.

I'm thinking that maybe it's less the "Leia is hot" aspect and more the "really hot chick who is into geeky stuff like Star Wars" aspect?

[JP Dogberry]

Ok.....

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That is the coolest thing I've ever heard. Are you sure you didn't dream it up and think it was real? (Happens to me all the time)

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

no it was real... and your prolly right Fuzzy, Especially since she said that she hates episodes I and II and cant stand any of the books...
Yeah a hot chick in a red mini-skirt nibbling on my ear and quoting Star Wars to me...  Now if she owned a root beer brewery and had millions of Dollars she'd be perfect....

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

I'm just gonna point out that she WAS in fact quoting George Lucas, who WROTE the lines Princess Leia said, and that finding such more of a turn on than a mini-skirt is sick and wrong.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Whatever Eric, thats the lamest argument you've ever made. When a beautiful girl whispers something in your ear, it doesnt matter who wrote it or said it. By that criteria you'd be horrified by every movie because no matter who delivered the lines, youd be stuck thinking about what the guy writing it looked like.
Besides it wasnt really about the words, it was that she was a fantastically assembled woman of consenting age who could quote one of my favorite movies to me verbatum, thats sexy.

[EUOL]

Uh, so finding any woman character written by a man attractive is sick and wrong?  I find that a weak argument.  A woman quoting another attractive woman can, in itself, be attractive.