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A safe
« on: August 09, 2004, 03:43:21 PM »
Due to my workplace's efforts to be more audit-friendly, I now have a safe at my desk.  (So that I have access to the checkbook--even though I can't write checks--and the guy who can write checks has to come get them from me.  So that we don't write them to ourselves.  Get it?)

Anyway, the checkbook is small, and I've got a good-sized safe.  What else should I stick in there?
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Re: A safe
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2004, 03:58:45 PM »
Icons of Cthulhu. Just to see the reaction of the auditors.

Also: cookies.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2004, 04:04:29 PM »
Ah--cookies are a good idea.  I have a bag right here.

I don't have any icons of Cthulu right here, sadly.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2004, 04:06:46 PM »
Incidentally Ent, aren't you supposed to call cookies 'biscuits'?  Or are you just translating into American for us?
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Re: A safe
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2004, 04:19:27 PM »
I think you should stick a naked barbie in there.

That, or ninja monkeys. Y'know.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2004, 04:56:32 PM »
Place a very large kitchen knife in there, preferrably a well used one. Stare in an evil manner at your co-workers. Then sit back and watch as you get promoted.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2004, 05:04:23 PM »
No, no, no.  You have it all wrong.  Cookies are good.  Symbols of Cthulhu , good.  Ninja monkeys, good.  Happy meal toys and cracker jack prizes, good.  Large kitchen knife, not so much.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2004, 05:08:55 PM »
Yeah, especially given the work climate these days, post-9/11--I already have too much security to deal with at work without coworkers bringing sharp knives and staring crazily.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2004, 06:20:53 PM »
Cookies and biscuits are two entirely different things.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2004, 06:35:44 PM »
Pardon me.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2004, 07:18:10 PM »
Quite alright.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2004, 08:11:57 PM »
Collect rocks and paint them gold.  Amuse yourself with the looks on your coworkers' faces.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2004, 09:03:16 PM »
Where I come from, a cookie and a bicuit is the same thing, give or take a bit of yank.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2004, 12:15:31 AM »
Have an empty, sealed envelope in it.  Every time you open the safe, stroke the envelope and smirk.  Once in a while, just hold it and smile real big.  Make your co-workers wonder what's inside it.
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Re: A safe
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2004, 01:05:59 AM »
or a box.  Or both...
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