Award nominations

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Excellence in Diplomacy:
     Spriggan

Extreme Kindness to Newbies:
     Entropy

Pioneering Passive Under-reaction:
    tie: SaintEhlers and Mad Dr. Jeffe

Posting the Most Often:
     Tage

Most Uninterested in Feminist Issues:
     Stacer

Most Angry:
     EUOL

Least Ambitious:
     Fellfrosch

Most Conventional Thinking:
     JamPaladin

Most Lucid:
     Gemm

Most Experienced:
     3-way tie: Sminja, TFO, and Gorgon the Wonder Cow

Least Educated:
     Brenna

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Shouldnt most angry be you or me?
No, I see ... opposite...  :-/

By the way, I never thought you had a bad sense of humor.... Anger or not, that was hysterical.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!  Onion is less experienced than me!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

a recount? You must not have read the disclaimer

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

http://errors.aol.com/vl5nc/webunlock/kids_only_top.adp?name=http://www.glug.com/disclaimer/

That's what I get as the disclaimer.  I have the parental controls of an infant.  You need to give me the overview.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CARB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. Call for nutritional information. Use other side for additional listings. Printed on recycled paper. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. Prize not redeemable for cash value. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. To be used as a supplementary restraint system only. Always fasten your safety belt. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Do not staple or paper clip. Price slightly higher east of Alaska. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Do not X-ray. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Magnetic media, non-returnable if seal is broken. Formatted to fit your screen. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.

That's probably the first 10%. We have our butts very well covered.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I read the whole thing, and although it's color may, in time, fade and I cannot redeem it for cash value (shut) there was nothing against recounts.  So I demand a recount!  What about Outkast and Onion, huh, HUH!?!?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

liar.

The news reading ninja monkeys are coming for you.

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I did.  I copy/pasted it into a mail, enlarged it, read it, liked it, and saved it for my records.

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

well its ok because Saint Forgot a Catagory

Most likely to be killed for being insolent....

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

then you lied before about not beign able to see it. You could either see it (in order to copy/paste it), or you couldn't see it (needing me to copy part of it here).

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I copy/pasted it from HERE, is that only part of it?

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

it goes on for pages....  

[GorgonlaVacaTremendo]

I DAMAND THE FULL DISCLAIMER!  I have a lot of free time...

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

to get the full disclaimer, switch to a better more adult friendly firewall.