For a while UtopiaGreen01 had me convinced he was a real person, but now he's slipping into what is clearly creative writing.
Enough of this charade. Who are you?
EDIT: I have discovered some of UtopiaGreen01's qualifications.
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/qa/index;_ylt=AnQCqC8q6AMcOAtWgVHm5hnty6IX;_ylv=3?show=8ciysvCQaa&link=question&more=y"Is it illegal to start your own millitia, and go out and fight terror and/or Canadians?
"What is the point of women competing in the Olympics?"
"If Obama was a slave, would you buy him?"
"Is it illegal to kick a police dog when the owner isnt looking?"
"Is it illegal to dress as a cop, pull people over, and impound their cars?"
"How do I be white like Mr. Jackson?"
"Is it illegal to take parking tickets off cars?"
"Is it funny how Obama is 46 years old and still has no experience?"
"Since when is racism a crime? Whatever happened to free speech?"
"Does anyone find Asian men attractive?"
"Is it illegal to buy and sell fake cocaine with Monopoly money in front of cops?"
"Why didnt Clinton go after Obama after the bombing of the USS Cole?"
"Is it legal to put placebo pills and flour in plastic bags to mess with cops?"
"Is there an effective and legal way to prevent minorities from voting this November?"
"Why didn't Obama serve in the military?"
"If Barack Obama is not a war hero, then is he a terrorist sympathizer???"
"Did Obama sell cocaine when he was younger?"
"If Bin Laden could vote, would he vote for Obama?"
"Why is it so difficult for some minorities to understand they evolved from apes?"
"Is there a legal way to prevent minorities from voting in November?"
"Is it possible Obama is a terrorist cell for Bin Laden?"
"If oj simpson believes in god, is he in heaven or hell?"
"Should we have a prison army?"
"Is it illegal to sign people up for magazines using the "bill me later" box?"
"If Bin Laden endorsed Obama, would you still vote for him?"
"I did not enter my real name when resgistering to Yahoo?"
"Will I get in trouble if I put my perscription pills in a small plastic?"
I withdraw my question. He's an inveterate troll; that's all we need to know.