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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #90 on: February 23, 2006, 05:45:54 PM »
bumb

You owe me one Mustard
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #91 on: February 23, 2006, 05:54:13 PM »
did you mean to type "bump" or did you mean to call Mustard a bum?

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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #92 on: February 23, 2006, 06:09:10 PM »
Either way, thanks.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #93 on: February 23, 2006, 07:25:55 PM »
If mustard just got a bump, does that mean he's a woman now?
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #94 on: February 23, 2006, 09:57:01 PM »
Oh, my . . . I knew that new quote of Jena's was going to cause Trouble, right here in River City. lol.

Besides, luckily for HoM, everyone knows that one bump does not a woman make.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #95 on: February 23, 2006, 10:19:10 PM »
The amazon's are falsely suggested to have cut off one breast to aim a bow better, so does that make them no longer women?

Also, I actually live in River City. Well, I live in Brisbane, often called "The River City" in stupid amrketing slogans, and in this really bad, B-grade kids sci-fi on TV, they had the city officially called "River City" even though it was clearly filmed in Brisbane.

Fortunately, it's nothing like the River City in River City Ransom.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #96 on: February 24, 2006, 09:10:05 AM »
The only reason they were falsely suggested to have done that was because the Amazons so described didn't literally exist.

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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #97 on: February 24, 2006, 12:00:45 PM »
lol. Sage, very sage, SE.

And anyway, JP, these figurative female warriors each had two of the requisite attributes to begin with. But this is getting rather silly. So that's all I have to say about that...
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #98 on: February 24, 2006, 01:40:23 PM »
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However, regarding the debate, I have to say that I don't really believe in using tricks and novelties to get attention for submissions. experimenting.  

Publishers tell authors what they want, so why shouldn't we believe them?



Couldn't agree with you more. Even with my sense of adventure, I don't believe in tricks and gimmicks. Sending a fake bloody axe for a horror novel, sending balloons, or using the name of the agent as your main character do not work.

But nothing I suggested was in my mind a trick. I hope that in my presentations I have never suggested that an editor will say, "Oh my, a picture! And look no SASE. This has really sparked my interest. I think I'll read on." Nothing could be further from the truth.

The main point of this presentation is that you have a limited amount of time and space to sell your story and yourself. Make the most of it.

As far as publishers, it is my firm conviction that no publisher really knows what they want. If they did, they could just hire writers hourly to create it.

And don't believe a thing Jules says about me supporting other writers. I do nothing of the kind. I spit upon them and tell them to take up seal training.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2006, 12:29:44 AM »
Heh. I wish we knew better what we wanted at my company. We've been publishing some rather questionable things (marketwise) recently. That makes the writers and artists happy of course, but doesn't make that much business sense...
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #100 on: February 28, 2006, 01:52:01 AM »
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #101 on: March 16, 2006, 01:38:55 AM »
Not to drag the whole SASE debate up again, but I'm going to.  

So I'm sending my book to Houghton Mifflin.  And their childrens book department has this to say:

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IMPORTANT:

Owing to the overwhelming number of unsolicited manuscripts we receive, we at Houghton Mifflin Children's Books have had to change our submissions policy.

As of January 1, 2004, we are no longer responding to your unsolicited submission unless we are interested in publishing it. Please do not include a self-addressed stamped envelope. Submissions postmarked January 1, 2004, or later will be recycled, and you will not hear from us regarding the status of your submission unless we are interested, in which case you can expect to hear back from us within twelve weeks. We regret that we cannot respond personally to each submission, but we do consider each and every submission we receive.


So huh.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #102 on: March 16, 2006, 01:41:44 AM »
What is said childrens book about?
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #103 on: March 16, 2006, 02:00:36 AM »
It's a contemporary YA novel about a girl who's best friend kills herself, and leaves behind a journal filled with secrets the main character doesn't want anyone to know.
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Re: Ten tips guaranteed to get MS looked at
« Reply #104 on: March 16, 2006, 02:03:50 AM »
Because the secrets are things she has done, or is it a less sinister reason?
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