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Title: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Maxwell on January 01, 2007, 09:58:07 AM

so this is for posting anything drastic and or irreversable you may have done to yourself, someone, or something lately.
I'll start:
I signed up to be an organ donor
I got a pink butterfly tattooed on my back.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Chimera on January 05, 2007, 06:22:05 PM

I shaved my head.

Oh, wait, no, that was my cat's head.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: 42 on January 05, 2007, 10:04:34 PM

I majored in art.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on January 05, 2007, 10:35:15 PM

I sold nuclear weapons to North Korea.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 05, 2007, 10:52:03 PM

I stole nuclear weapons from North Korea and sold them to Iran

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 06, 2007, 01:36:18 AM

I took your cat, and then recorded a hit single about it.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Skar on January 06, 2007, 02:56:12 AM

But then the cat came back.  It just wouldn't stay away, away.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversible
Post by: Spriggan on January 06, 2007, 03:38:46 AM

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 06, 2007, 04:21:30 AM

Yer gonna make me give myself a good talking to.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: MsFish on January 06, 2007, 04:51:56 AM

I tugged on Superman's cape. 
I spit in the wind.
I pulled the mask off the old lone ranger.
I ran around with Jim.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Chimera on January 06, 2007, 04:53:49 AM

Who's Jim?

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: MsFish on January 06, 2007, 04:55:04 AM

Wouldn't you like to know?    ;D

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on January 06, 2007, 10:52:34 AM

Sounds promiscuous...

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 07, 2007, 01:07:52 AM

I cut someone in about a hundred places. And I shot him in a couple more. And when I was done, the only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the guy's feet.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: MsFish on January 07, 2007, 03:22:57 AM

I hid the body.  You can thank me later.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 07, 2007, 08:33:15 AM

Hey, I was saving that for later. Now what am I supposed to eat?

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 08, 2007, 02:37:50 AM

Quote from: MsFish on January 06, 2007, 04:51:56 AM

I tugged on Superman's cape.
I spit in the wind.
I pulled the mask off the old lone ranger.
I ran around with Jim.

are you sure you didn't MESS around with Jim? Because that would make more sense, given the context.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 08, 2007, 03:09:45 AM

I don't think she wants to give us that impression.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 08, 2007, 04:02:34 AM

What? the impression that she knows the lyrics to the song she alludes to?

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 08, 2007, 01:18:57 PM

I think Gemm is alluding to a different connotation associated with the words "mess around."

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock on January 08, 2007, 02:05:41 PM

NO! I meant lyrics to song you prevert!

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 08, 2007, 02:46:57 PM

I just want to point out that "run around" can have the same connotation as "mess around." Jus' sayin'

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 08, 2007, 11:01:59 PM

This is true, and I saw that right off, but I was grabbing for straws.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: MsFish on January 09, 2007, 05:29:59 AM

Archon--I'd proffer my arm in penance, but you ate that last week.

SE--"Ran around" and "mess around" do indeed mean pretty much the same thing.  But I stand corrected.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 09, 2007, 06:16:28 AM

Mmmmmm...arm....

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 09, 2007, 02:35:30 PM

Archon, get the other arm. I have a good slow cook recipe I want to try.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Chimera on January 09, 2007, 05:47:14 PM

Do fish have arms?

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: GorgonlaVacaTremendo on January 09, 2007, 06:39:17 PM

I not, then what the heck have I been eating all these years?

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Shrain on January 09, 2007, 07:20:26 PM

Cows eat *fish arms*? How dreadful!

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 09, 2007, 09:40:39 PM

What did you think they ate? Grass?  :D

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Archon on January 10, 2007, 01:16:44 AM

Common misconception. They smoke grass until they are hungry enough to eat fish arms.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: MsFish on January 11, 2007, 04:47:10 AM

Sorry, Archon and SE have already claimed both this fish's arms.  Maybe I can get some animatronic arms to replace them. 

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 17, 2007, 10:08:55 PM

and then we can eat them!

I hear Fin is a delicacy too.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Jade Knight on January 24, 2007, 12:56:35 AM

My Finnish friends wont be happy to hear that, Jeffe.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Mad Dr Jeffe on January 24, 2007, 03:53:42 PM

but your sweedish friends will.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Shrain on January 24, 2007, 05:18:28 PM

Hrm. Well, Sweedish fish are better than fins any day.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers on January 24, 2007, 05:58:38 PM

Asking a Finn will get you the answer that the Vikings were Swedes, while getting a look down the answerer's nose.

Title: Re: Drastic and irreversable
Post by: Aen Elderberry on January 24, 2007, 06:01:29 PM

Quote from: The Love Shrain on January 24, 2007, 05:18:28 PM

Hrm. Well, Sweedish fish are better than fins any day.

Sweedish?    I thought McFish was scottish.