Timewaster's Guide Archive
General => Rants and Stuff => Topic started by: Entsuropi on December 03, 2003, 09:12:15 PM
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(NOTE - Not a dodgy topic. Mostly.)
So i got this game this morning, and i have been comparing it to my memories of DOA3. It wins on every count, except the female body movement stat. You see, in both games, the women don't know what a bra is apparently. So walk forward... yep. Jiggle. Now these games involve high kicks and stuff - and in DOA3 it was pretty bad at times. But SC2 makes me positively sea sick. I tried using Taki (female samurai i think) but i couldn't, not with that amount of flesh movement. Her breasts looked like they were about to detach. Talk about a disturbing special move. Even worse, when fighting Ivy i noticed that her, well, her butt-cheeks did the same. Frelling Japanese pervert developers.
So meh. I tend to use chicks in fighting games (if your going to spend lots of time looking at someone fighting someone else, might as well make sure they are worth looking at). So now i am sticking to Talim - she is, uhm, under endowed so at least the jiggle is un-noticable.
But damnit. Can't they at least put in an option to turn this off? Also, why do characters pant like a 50 year old dog on the "continue" prompt? Makes the women look like they are auditioning for a pron film.
Damn good game though. Tis pretty.
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Maybe if you play it enough you'll unlock a lycra support top or something.
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You know, the old saying is "sex sells." While that's undoubtedly true, I often wish people would remember that OTHER things besides sex can sell too. There's really no reason for it to permeate every friggin' aspect of our lives.
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Freud might disagree...
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Freud can go to hell.
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and he probably will
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Thank heaven.
But let's not pick on Freud because he was a sex-obsessed freak who was abandonned by his mother.
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remember: sometimes sticking a huge-mongus phallic shaped object in your mouth sometimes just indicates you like the inhalation and exhalation of partially ignited hydrocarbons.
that is "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
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Yeah, well, I don't think we need Freud to understand what's going on in these fighting games. Tell me honestly, guys. Do you really find that much exaggeration attractive? I've always been far more attracted to the 'natural' look, which is why the superheroine art turns me off.
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Yes, I myself enjoyed the larger variety as a lad early on in my hooded childness, but now I too prefer the smaller typesets. Its less about that, and more about this.
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ehn. I know a lot of guys who like it. I'm more of a legs and butt man myself though.
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I too like butts, but I'm glad that no male butts jiggle in these games. Does it strike anyone else as strange that anything jiggles at all? Aren't they supposed to be ultra-tough, ultra-muscular babes? Then how could they possibly have enough fat to jiggle? I don't understand. Besides the fact that all that bouncing would hurt.
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I think the idea is that they're tough enough to deal with the pain.
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Uh huh, that's nice gemm.
EUOL, gotta agree. Some super hero chicks have breasts more imposing that entire male superheros.