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Army of Kije
« on: August 22, 2006, 03:15:52 PM »
We are awaiting the induction of our newest recruit!  

The latest is that if he/she (in true superhero fashion the new arrival is keeping every detail about its identity secret) does not show up on her/his own, then he/she will be coming whether she/he likes it or not on August 29th.  

Oh, and if anyone else wants to join this fantastic guerilla army feel free to enlist!  (We can't give you anything above sergeant, though.  To be commissioned is a rather exclusive process.)

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 12:59:14 PM »
What kind of army are we talking about here?  Is it cacky and big guns or swords and bright uniforms?  It makes a difference.
If I had any clue, would I be here?

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 01:16:30 AM »
What is the army's policy on pillaging?  What about civillian casualties?

What about eating the hearts of your dead enemies as a meal, followed by a nice dessert of salt-water taffy made of their tears?

Again, it makes a difference.
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 10:42:09 AM »
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What kind of army are we talking about here?  Is it cacky and big guns or swords and bright uniforms?  It makes a difference.

I spent some time trying to figure out what you were talking about until I realized you meant khaki

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 01:31:43 PM »
Sigh.

I was going to say 'camouflage' but I'm not sure how to spell that either.
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 02:34:14 PM »
you were a lot closer on that than you were with "cacky"

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 08:04:55 PM »
I'd enlist, but so far, most armies have silly policies
about grenade-carrying penguins coming in with me. ::)
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2006, 01:37:50 AM »
Uniforms?  You can wear whatever you fancy.  Our latest recruit is reporting for duty naked.

And pillaging, and dead hearts, and whatnot...hmmm.  All I can say is we're terribly guerilla.  In many senses of the word, but not any that come off as lacking in coolness and savoir-faire.

But you all should know better than to ask such silly questions.  If I told you any more, I'd have to have you all fashionably assassinated, of course.  

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2006, 03:00:06 AM »
Your army has gorillas?!

Hmm--gun-toting gorillas vs. ninja monkeys. That would make an interesting battle...
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2006, 09:54:49 AM »
Personally it'd make a slaughter. We should all know by now the power that SE controls in his ninja monkeys.
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2006, 10:03:57 AM »
Kije and I have ... well, it's not an "alliance" per se, but let's call it an understanding. This hypothetical battle will not be taking place.

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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2006, 08:14:34 PM »
I'm just going to congratulate Kije on his new recruit here, since it seems appropriate. I hope your new recruit has all the skills and qualifications you desire.
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2006, 11:34:17 PM »
Congrats Kije.

I guess this is a good enough excuse to miss gaming tomorrow.   ;)
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2006, 12:23:11 AM »
Yeah, congrats. Another brought into the fold.
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Re: Army of Kije
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2006, 05:17:33 PM »
So it's official: on Tuesday, August 29th at 1:43 our newest recruit reported for duty.  Vice Admiral Kije (aka Sofia Ondine Hatfield) weighed in at 9 lbs. 10 oz.  The officer in charge of induction, Supreme Commander Kije (aka Katie) is in fine condition as well.  Thanks all for your congratulations!