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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #240 on: November 16, 2008, 09:25:10 PM »
Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #241 on: November 17, 2008, 02:20:13 AM »
Who's got two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?-- Dr. Kelsoe

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Be sure to catch it on ABC, its the most awesomest show on earth. seriously.
"I love you."
"you dont. You just think you do because i'm all you know."
"Really? So whats this burning sensation i'm having in my stomach?"
"Too much ale."
"Not love?"
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #242 on: November 20, 2008, 11:50:18 AM »
"We, the most powerful democracy in the world, have developed a strong norm against talking about politics. It's fine to talk about politics with people you agree with. But it is rude to argue about politics with people you disagree with. Political discourse becomes isolated, and isolated discourse becomes more extreme. We say what our friends want to hear, and hear very little beyond what our friends say."
—Lawrence Lessig, Free Culture
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #243 on: November 21, 2008, 04:58:01 AM »
"Raven shall be our agent of chaos!" -Chaos2651
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #244 on: November 22, 2008, 12:08:06 AM »
"I am drunk. Drunk is me. I am drunk. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #245 on: November 27, 2008, 07:52:17 PM »
"Raven shall be our agent of chaos!" -Chaos2651

I think this is a perfect time for this line:

You're wrong! Yeah, he'll be an agent of chaos, but he'll be an agent of chaos by stabbing your heart so you'll be dead!
-Valan Nisarus

Just from something I wrote...

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #246 on: November 29, 2008, 08:19:00 PM »
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #247 on: November 30, 2008, 05:09:48 AM »
"There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full."  -Henry Kissinger

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #248 on: November 30, 2008, 06:39:45 PM »
"A true friend stabs you in the front."

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #249 on: December 08, 2008, 02:07:34 AM »
That dead body was already there.
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #250 on: December 08, 2008, 05:25:10 AM »
"Numerical superiority is of no consequence. 
In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #251 on: January 04, 2009, 05:10:07 AM »
"Rather than live on in the lives and hearts of men, I'd rather just live on my apartment." -Woody Allen

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #252 on: January 04, 2009, 07:13:05 PM »
"A guy ran into my fender last Thursday. I told him to be fruitful and multiply. Just not in those words." -Woody Allen
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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #253 on: January 04, 2009, 07:35:04 PM »
"Everybody's at the mall, scratching his ass, pickinghis nose, taking his credit card out of his fanny pack and buying a pair of sneakers with lights on them." -George Carlin

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Re: Best Quote Lately Reincarnated
« Reply #254 on: January 05, 2009, 05:51:50 PM »
Carlin was the man. My number one favorite comic of all time. Good quote. I was lucky enough to see him a couple of years ago when he was pitching his "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" book. It was great.
"No signs of anything that could cause even a slight case of death"

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