whatever toots your horn

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

So my coworker and I were talking about differences of opinion, and he said "Whatever whirls your dervish" which I thought was particularly odd. But then we started coming up with religious ones.

For Mormons, there's "Whatever baptizes your ancestors"
For medieval Christianity there's "Whatever burns your heretic."

Feel free to add to the list.

[Lieutenant Kije]

For Bob Vila: whatever stains your deck
For Lancelot: whatever kills your mates  
For Donald Rumsfeld: whatever lobs your bomb

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

half the current regimes in the world:  Whatever tortures your citizens

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Buddist "Whatever bangs your gong"
Hindu "Whatever pampers your cow"
Athiest "Whatever offends your sensabilities"

[Entsuropi]

Cthulhu: Whatever strips away your sanity
phones: Whatever dials your tone
Warhammer: Whatever sells more models

[Fellfrosch]

For Spriggan: Whatever you're misspells somtehing

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

For Fell: Whatever sends in the submissions

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

For me: Whatever brings in the cheap slave labor that can later be sacrificed to dark forces.

[Mr_Pleasington]

For WOTC:  Whatever complicates the rules.

Alternatively for WOTC:  Whatever sucks out the fun

[Mr_Pleasington]

For Johnny Cash:   Whatever swings your gallows

[JP Dogberry]

For Windows: Whatever freezes your system.
For Mac: Whatever is compatable with your system.