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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2003, 11:32:11 PM »
You must go through a lot of Sugar Jam.
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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2003, 11:59:16 PM »
I'm afraid that if we fed the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroaches to EUOL his digestive system might turn them into something even more deadly, evil, and destructive than they were before.

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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #77 on: December 04, 2003, 12:01:10 AM »
that's why we make a meal out of HIM for the cockroaches. It's like you people don't listen to anything.

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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #78 on: December 04, 2003, 12:09:07 AM »
I'm afraid that if we feed EUOL to the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroaches he might do something to their digestive systems that would make them even more deadly, evil, and destructive.

There.

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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #79 on: December 04, 2003, 12:11:57 AM »
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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2003, 12:18:02 AM »
Fine, go ahead and do it.  See what happens.  That is, if EUOL doesn't make you his zombie slave first.

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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #81 on: December 04, 2003, 04:43:10 AM »
That'll teach me to ignore a thread for this long.
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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #82 on: December 04, 2003, 02:01:47 PM »
Lesson learned: ignore a thread for too long and be fed to cockroaches.
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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #83 on: December 04, 2003, 07:19:15 PM »
/me clears his throat

Ahem! Giant Mutant Cockroaches.
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Re: Nightmares and stuff
« Reply #84 on: December 04, 2003, 08:44:16 PM »
How about this?

1. Feed Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach #1 to EUOL, thus doing something to his digestive system that would make him even more deadly, evil, and destructive.

2. Eat sugar.

3. Feed EUOL to Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach #2, thus doing something to its digestive systems that would make it even more deadly, evil, and destructive.

4. Eat some more sugar, and some red cordial.

5. Spray paint the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach with flurecent coloured spray paint, to act as a dire warning to any foes who see it coming. The spray paint should quickly harden, thus forming a bulletproof cshielding around the Giant Mutant Killer Cockroaches shielding.

6. Mount a Paladin of Noble heart and pure mind, armed with a falcon, ranged weapons, weaponsmithing, healign talents, and a cadboard tube onto the back of Spray painted Giant Mutant Killer Cockraoach. Give the Paladin some sugar.

7. Proceed to use Mounted Giant Mutant Killer Cockroach to take over the wor....err, I mean to protect the world from evildoers. Yes, that's it, protect the world, why would
I want to take over the world? Corrupted? Moi?
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