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[gt4431b]

I registered just to say this.  Forward motion is awesome!

[Miyabi]

That took me a minute. lol.

[Eerongal]

There is entirely too many numbers in the OP's post, between the thread title and his name.

What do you think I am, a mathematician? Not even close. I'm a computer science major.

Little known fact: Computers run on magic, not numbers like people think.

[douglas]

What do you think I am, a mathematician? Not even close. I'm a computer science major.

Little known fact: Computers run on magic, not numbers like people think.

You obviously haven't gotten very far in your course work.  If you'd graduated, you would know that computers run on special smoke.

[mtlhddoc2]

this is entirely untrue. Computer run on the life force of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates.

Little known fact: Gates and Jobs are aliens and are immortal Highlanders. there can be only one.

[Liam]

They run on smoke?  That would explain why I have a F in my comp sci class right now!  I thought it was moth balls!  On the positive side, no one wants to steal my smelly computer now.

[Elusive Fehler]

You obviously haven't gotten very far in your course work.  If you'd graduated, you would know that computers run on special smoke.

Yes!  That is why when the power supply breaks you can sometimes see the magic smoke escaping.

[Pogi Dave]

Remember, there are 10 kinds of people.

Those who know binary and those who don't.

[Eerongal]

Remember, there are 10 kinds of people.

Those who know binary and those who don't.

Heh, i love that one.

Also: this topic blossomed in ways i could only dream.

[Pogi Dave]

I actually prefer the one that goes...

There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can't.

[Shivertongue]

*looks up from the ritual sacrifice he had just finished slaughtering on the alter set up before his laptop* Computer run on what now?

[Creative_Vortx]

:takes my power cord and plugs it into ink's ritual sacrafice: Mind if I leech some juice? I forgot my goat at home.

[Fireborn]

*looks up from the ritual sacrifice he had just finished slaughtering on the alter set up before his laptop* Computer run on what now?

Oooh, where can I get one of them ritual goats so I can convince the gods to give me a laptop and/or a cell phone?

That may be what computers run on, but we all know the internet runs on teh lulz.

[gt4431b]

Ahh, my poor children.  After you graduate, hang your shingle, and practice your dark algorithmic art for a decade or twain, you will slowly come to the realization that computers actually run on the psychotic, rambling, inconstant delusions of product managers, project managers, and endless committee meetings; and also immense heaps of investment money owned by aged men in suits with IQs in the 40s.

[Shivertongue]

Ahh, my poor children.  After you graduate, hang your shingle, and practice your dark algorithmic art for a decade or twain, you will slowly come to the realization that computers actually run on the psychotic, rambling, inconstant delusions of product managers, project managers, and endless committee meetings; and also immense heaps of investment money owned by aged men in suits with IQs in the 40s.

And where do you think they get their psychotic, rambling, inconstant delusions? Through magic special smoke created from the burning of a ritual animal sacrifice slaughtered by Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

This special smoke is also what keeps their IQs in the 40s.