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The Church of Kaz
« on: November 08, 2009, 05:56:19 PM »
We are now on a Holy Mission to destroy Chaos and establish a more perfect world.
Tenents of the Church:
1. Chaos is the root of all suffering (including hangovers and AIDs in Africa)
2. Eat, drink, and be merry
3. No pooftas (if you don't get it watch Monty Pythons and the Flying Circus)
4. Bro's before ho's (or vice versa for chicks and that does not imply that you are promiscuous)
5. The internet is a holy place for it is the body of the church.
6. Steve has the final opinion on if a book sucks or doesn't (though i can ignore him)

First order of business i need a high priest and some knights so we can wage war on Chaos...
"Words are double edged blades. Only the great and the foolish play with knives." - Kaz the Buddah

"Take off your sandals, for you are posting on holy ground." -  Yahweh Kaz

"Chaos, go to your room!" - Momma Kaz

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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2009, 08:03:11 PM »
It might be a little strong to blame AIDs on Chaos. Other than that, I'm in. What do I get?
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 12:01:32 AM »


*Walks in wearing a robe of the high clergy of Chaos*

You shall not blaspheme against the true lord!  You shall all BURN!
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2009, 12:07:41 AM »


*Walks in wearing a robe of the high clergy of Chaos*

You shall not blaspheme against the true lord!  You shall all BURN!


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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2009, 12:23:25 AM »
Inquisitor you get to be either the Captain Commander of the Knightly Order or my High Priest whom leads a large group of crazed tele-evangalist (and they are armed to the teeth)!!!
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"Take off your sandals, for you are posting on holy ground." -  Yahweh Kaz

"Chaos, go to your room!" - Momma Kaz

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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2009, 12:51:03 AM »
I'm sorry, but I think I'm a little too great for your little church-thingy.
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2009, 12:51:34 AM »
Inquisitor will not participate in this madness either.
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2009, 04:19:08 AM »
Sort you hold your position because of me.... and how would you know what a Texan would do, we are predictable only by other Texans and even then there are surprises!
"Words are double edged blades. Only the great and the foolish play with knives." - Kaz the Buddah

"Take off your sandals, for you are posting on holy ground." -  Yahweh Kaz

"Chaos, go to your room!" - Momma Kaz

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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2009, 05:21:46 AM »
I'll take the Captain Commander position. Down with Chaos! 8)
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2009, 05:26:53 AM »
Unfortunately for you, I am Ruin.
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2009, 07:35:22 AM »
Ruin is bound to wreak havoc and create discord when his supposed true followers disobey him....We are where we are not because of you, Kaz. We are pure awesome. That is why we are Ruin and Preservation....or rather, why we are (*insert my true name here*) and (*insert sort's true name here*).

Now, do not follow this sham. We have declared no war on Chaos....This is not to say that we won't, but...it's our choice as the Heroes of Ages. And we haven't decided whether to reinstate his powers or to kill him...or throw him into the Chateau d'If....however the cookie may crumble.
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2009, 11:21:25 PM »
Chicken **** all power comes from Gaia. Chaos and I happen to be sons of Gaia, and I removed Chaos from office but since he still lives he can do me harm therefore i declare war on Chaos. You and Sort were permitted to have power because Chaos and I allow you to have it!!! If only we have power the game of dominance is a never ending tug of war you were given power so that the balance may be tipped in one of our favor... duh!
"Words are double edged blades. Only the great and the foolish play with knives." - Kaz the Buddah

"Take off your sandals, for you are posting on holy ground." -  Yahweh Kaz

"Chaos, go to your room!" - Momma Kaz

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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2009, 06:23:29 AM »
Who is your father? More importantly, why do you think that the father of Gaia is Gaia's son?

I am one of the few gods that other gods pay respect to, so be on your best behavior.

Cordially,
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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2009, 03:36:50 PM »
You are a false god while i am a God. And my father is the thing that you think is there but can never prove.... yay for stalkers!!!!


P.S. read Creatures of Light and Darkness and you will understand Chaos's abnormality (not to mention Gaia was spawned after Chaos but not of Chaos
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"Words are double edged blades. Only the great and the foolish play with knives." - Kaz the Buddah

"Take off your sandals, for you are posting on holy ground." -  Yahweh Kaz

"Chaos, go to your room!" - Momma Kaz

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Re: The Church of Kaz
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 02:19:05 AM »
I don't claim to be a power on the level of Chaos. Most gods, myself included, live and die with consciousness. Without an observer or independent and unpredictable forces, I do not exist.

Prove your divinity if you can.
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