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Re: Ridley Scott to direct Monopoly movie. Hollywood officially out of ideas.
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2010, 04:25:22 PM »
Hmm... I'm going to make a prediction on the plot.

A wealthy and unscrupulous hotel mogul has his sights set on the poor neighborhood where our young hero/heroine grew up. The neighborhood has a certain amount of time before the land is sold to this mogul. The boy/girl and his/her scottie dog must do something, possibly involving crazy money-raising schemes and/or an inexplicable jackpot prize being offered by the local free parking lot. With the help of his lucky iron and a wise-cracking old shoe (voiced by Jack Black), he manages to thwart the forces of greed and save Baltic Avenue!

Throw a thimble-obsessed love interest in there as well. And some old guy called 'Battleship' (which could lead into a possible prequel...)

« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 06:09:48 PM by Shivertongue »
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