Impeachment Articles against Chaos

[Recovering_Cynic]

Right... this thread took a left turn somewhere along the way and has strayed completely from a little street we here on planet earth like to call "reality." 

*sigh*

I would never make a good LARPer.

[Andrew the Great]

And actually, the Hero of Ages isn't necessarily a god. Just because Sazed was, doesn't mean all the rest will be. After all, we don't have that many Shards of Andonalsium just lying around, and those we do have are currently occupied.....

So no, Chaos doesn't have divine right.

But yes, as monsta said, he really doesn't have to have done anything wrong (although he has). This is more a vote of no confidence.

[Andrew the Great]

***Students of Warfare do not read this unless you want to know what sort of titles await you in the future***

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I have discovered a new reason to take Chaos out of power as quickly as possible. You see, I have discovered that in 4 levels, Chaos will become a rich mercenary. And then he'll have the means to do whatever he wants with us poor souls under his control.

Plus how do you think he'll come by his wealth? He'll steal it from us, his subjects. The least we can do is make him work for his money.

[Patriotic Kaz]

Hurry up Oct. 1st!!!!!

[Chaos]

You will notice I am not making a characteristic rant in my defense. What is the point? These haters will always hate; they are the aggressors. I hope, by not fighting, you can see my inherent desire for peace, that I have not done anything wrong.

[little wilson]

If you really have an inherent desire for peace, relinquish your Divine Right^TM. Then we will truly know where you stand....Not that it will save you.

But if you don't relinquish it, we shall know that all of this (calling us haters, and saying you're all for peace) was a lie--a poor attempt at trying to get us on your side. And you failed.

[Andrew the Great]

Wow. I just heard a mercenary claim that he inherently desires peace. Isn't that a bit contradictory? I mean, seriously, if he has peace, he's unemployed! And who wants to be unemployed? Chaos is obviously lying to us all!

[sortitus]

Umm... he works at soup kitchens on the off season?

[little wilson]

There's an off season for mercenaries? Huh. That's news to me. I thought there were always jobs to be done, people to be killed.....Interesting.

[Patriotic Kaz]

Soup Kitchens are volunteer services so where is he making a living?

[sortitus]

I didn't say that he stopped killing. I just said that he worked at soup kitchens. The "elimination" of a city's homeless or charitable population is a lucrative profession at times.

[little wilson]

I didn't say that he stopped killing. I just said that he worked at soup kitchens. The "elimination" of a city's homeless or charitable population is a lucrative profession at times.

I'm horrified. Truly. I am....And yet, this sounds like something Chaos would do. Yet another reason why he must be taken care of.

[Andrew the Great]

7 hours left to vote, people.

[Chaos]

I (nor my henchmen) have never killed anyone. We've always been in favor of justice and law.

[Patriotic Kaz]

So long as you were above the law...as the law WAS your word