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Should Chaos be impeached, and/or removed from the Office of Hero of Ages?

Chaos is guilty. Convict him now, and vote on the proper course of action later.
8 (66.7%)
Chaos is innocent. Leave him in office with no penalties whatsoever.
4 (33.3%)

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Voting closed: October 02, 2009, 02:45:37 AM

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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2009, 05:06:37 AM »
All right, well it's official. We've agreed to impeach Chaos. So now we just have to decide on a punishment. I'll run that poll for 10 days. That's not as bad as 20.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2009, 11:31:51 AM »
Madness.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2009, 05:13:08 PM »
Chaos you should probably change your signature as it is now a lie....
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2009, 07:31:22 PM »
I was still technically elected, past tense. Were I to accept this "impeachment" as more than a sham, then past tense, my signature applies. Since I don't, my signature still applies.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2009, 08:32:46 PM »
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I was still technically elected, past tense. Were I to accept this "impeachment" as more than a sham, then past tense, my signature applies. Since I don't, my signature still applies.

Didn't Sadam Hussein try to use a line like that after he was convicted?  It helped him lots while he dangled at the end of a noose . . .
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #35 on: October 02, 2009, 08:34:29 PM »
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2009, 09:41:58 PM »
I say with Chaos's intention of taking the peoples rights/ lefts away (as demonstrated by his signature and the Lord Ruler bit under his image) that his punishment be severe.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2009, 11:08:36 PM »
Bring it and you shall bring civil war with you.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #38 on: October 03, 2009, 05:39:23 PM »
Err... Chaos can't modify your posts, therefore he's not all-powerful. I don't see any reason why taking the title from him would help anything, unless you have a little voice in your head named Chaos that tells you to do what he says and you obey, in which case, you should probably be looking for professional psychiatric help, not trying to impeach your imagined persecutor.

I am a proud Chaos supporter. In fact, if you look at my username, you will find that it means "to decide by casting lots (chance)". That practically makes the two of us brothers. Chance and Chaos. Chaos and Chance. Yeah, buddy.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #39 on: October 03, 2009, 09:00:57 PM »
Err... Chaos can't modify your posts, therefore he's not all-powerful. I don't see any reason why taking the title from him would help anything, unless you have a little voice in your head named Chaos that tells you to do what he says and you obey, in which case, you should probably be looking for professional psychiatric help, not trying to impeach your imagined persecutor.

I am a proud Chaos supporter. In fact, if you look at my username, you will find that it means "to decide by casting lots (chance)". That practically makes the two of us brothers. Chance and Chaos. Chaos and Chance. Yeah, buddy.

Thank you.

As you can see, I am no threat to any of you. I'm the victim here.
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Re: Impeachment Articles against Chaos
« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2009, 02:57:23 AM »
I'm not buying the not a threat part, but I'll totally agree that you're the victim. We're just repaying your victimization of us earlier. Besides, its not like we've removed you from office yet. After that you can feel picked on.
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