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Is there something strange about this picture?

Nopers.
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I has proof...
« on: August 16, 2009, 07:06:14 AM »
...of my idiocy.

You know that game, Tea Double You Gee? I beat it, and it only took me 24 days 20 hours and 39 minutes!

What's your best time?

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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2009, 08:03:56 AM »
Time logged in as expected... which explains the zero unread posts...  wait, a story about kids?  Windows XP?  Aigh!

Um..wut?
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2009, 08:20:01 AM »
33 days 4 hours 18 minutes.

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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2009, 08:38:04 AM »
LOL, how does this thing calculate your time anyway. Mine says 3 days. Its a LOT more then that.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2009, 08:54:24 AM »
I'm guessing it's just based on when the cookie was created.

I think sortitus is talking about how it shows him of reading every single post created on the forums.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2009, 12:56:52 PM »
The time calculation is tripped when you log onto the site, and lasts for X time. If you don't do anything in that time, it just adds a certain amount of time to your total. If you stay active on the forum, it adds all of that time and the base time at the end when you either log off (it may not add the base time on if you log out, but I never log off, so I don't know) or go inactive again. It goes something like that, anyway. stridera can probably tell you what actually happens in detail if you wish. I hit the bookmark on my toolbar whenever I'm bored, which is a whole lot, so I have a lot of time logged. Leaving a tab open doesn't count as activity. If it did, my number would probably make me suicide.

Ah, yes. The Tonka-themed XP interface is quite great, no? If the screenshot had come from my machine, it would have looked like XP without visual themes enabled (which looks suspiciously like W2K). :P Or were you referring to the Windowsness in general?
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2009, 05:52:51 PM »
When you log in a time token is started.  Every time you refresh the page or click a link to a different part of the site, it compares the current time to the value of the time token.  If the difference is less than 15 minutes it adds that time to your total time logged in and creates a new time token.  If the difference is greater than 15 minutes then it creates a new time token without adding any time to the total.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2009, 01:46:09 AM »
I really don't think it's 15 minutes since I've it says I've been logged in for over 18 hours, and I know this is the first time logging in since yesterday.  It's probably based on the last time you set your cookie (read: the last time you actually had to type your username/password)
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2009, 02:22:53 AM »
Total time? You don't think you've logged 18 hours?

EDIT: If it's the last time I had to log in, I'd be at a hundred days quite easily.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2009, 02:26:36 AM »
Er, total time.. I guess that could be.  I guess I could always look at the cookie, but I'm lazy. :)
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2009, 03:10:10 AM »
I love how last night the results of the poll were 0,0,3. :P

Lazy? A member of this forum? You're besmirching our good name, sir. I hope you're properly ashamed of yourself.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2009, 04:13:51 AM »
I'm a programmer... if you can show me a programmer that isn't lazy, I'll give you my hat!
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2009, 06:14:10 AM »
If it's not a top hat, I'm not interested.
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2009, 03:19:25 PM »
I love how last night the results of the poll were 0,0,3. :P

Lazy? A member of this forum? You're besmirching our good name, sir. I hope you're properly ashamed of yourself.

I agree with Sortitus. Lazy, on our forums?! Miyabi, be a dear and dispense with the punishments!
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Re: I has proof...
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2009, 07:25:09 PM »
It would be much more fun to see you eat the hat, stridera
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