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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2009, 04:24:38 PM »
Spoiler: 


You forget that Rand only has one hand now and has not relearned how to fight with his left hand.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2009, 04:50:03 PM »
I purposefully left that part out because we all know that without both his hands it's not even close.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2009, 09:50:23 PM »
Rand is so mangled--it's ridiculous.  He's one of my least favorite characters, though, so I don't mind.

Ham would win all the way!  I think Ham would use pewter to protect someone or something important even if it is "dishonorable" -- so I guess it depends on WHY they are fighting. 

Ham's wife insulted Nynaeve's hair or something?
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2009, 09:58:31 PM »
Who needs hands when you have death gates and a sword formed from weaves.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2009, 10:47:50 PM »
Not to mention balefire...
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2009, 11:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Rrikor on March 31, 2009, 04:24:38 PM
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You forget that Rand only has one hand now and has not relearned how to fight with his left hand.

To be nitpicky, I believe Rand was always left-handed, and unfortunately it was his left hand that he lost.  Don't have the book to look it up since I'm at work!
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2009, 05:46:48 PM »
It doesn't matter which hand it is. The forms he were using before were two-handed, so now he needs to relearn the sword with only one hand.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2009, 08:09:39 PM »
He needs more than that his eyes are shot too...I wonder why he doesn't go back to TAR in the flesh and regenerate.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2009, 10:24:21 PM »
Quote from: melbatoast on April 21, 2009, 05:46:48 PM
It doesn't matter which hand it is. The forms he were using before were two-handed, so now he needs to relearn the sword with only one hand.

Of course, but I was only correcting the hand thing ;)  Although I don't see how he'll have time with what he all needs to wrap up before Tarmon Gaidon.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2009, 11:50:55 PM »
His eyes aren't useless; if I remember correctly, he just sees as if there is a gray haze over his eyes.
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2009, 02:00:10 AM »
His eyes are shot doesn't mean he is blind... he is just i dire need of high powered contact lenzes
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2009, 02:10:35 AM »
Oh, OK…my bad.

*cough* lenses *cough*
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2009, 02:13:40 AM »
Crap darn you Shaggy catching my stupidity... Why the hell did i use a z?
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2009, 02:34:33 AM »
Well, that's my job.

You could modify it, you know.…
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Re: Ham vs. Lan Showdown
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2009, 03:22:13 AM »
Why is it, when I see this thread title, I always think of Han Solo vs. Lando Calrissian?
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