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The heart attack grill
« on: March 23, 2009, 03:05:22 PM »
Located in arizaona. I would TOTALLY eat there.

They have an 8,000  calorie burger.

To put that in perspective, to eat that many calories in a day you would need to eat:

Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 03:54:42 PM »
I think I just got a little fatter from reading this. :P

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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 08:55:10 PM »
Holy crap.

To put it a different way, the average female eats 2000 calories or less a day. The average male is more like 2500-3000.
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So if a woman eats two of those burgers, she has already had more calories than she would eat in a week. For a man, three burgers.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 10:09:39 PM »
Holy crap.

To put it a different way, the average female eats 2000 calories or less a day. The average male is more like 2500-3000.
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So if a woman eats two of those burgers, she has already had more calories than she would eat in a week. For a man, three burgers.

That is, of course, with no fries. Their fries are cooked in *PURE LARD*. I don't know how many calories they have, but I can certainly give you a hint: It isn't a low number.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 10:21:13 PM »
Lard has roughly the same number of calories per gram as vegetable oil.  The difference is in the saturated fat and cholesterol.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 10:34:09 PM »
Lard has roughly the same number of calories per gram as vegetable oil. The difference is in the saturated fat and cholesterol.

Just checked, and so it does! My bad :)
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 10:43:45 PM »
Not like that's any better.

But the taste probably is.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 10:48:27 PM »
Gross.  I want to eat one though . . just to say I ate one.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 10:50:46 PM »
Not like that's any better.

But the taste probably is.

For all the bad in their meals, I'm sure it probably tastes akin to an orgasm in your mouth.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 12:45:15 AM »
That is so awesome!  I've got to try that someday.  :o ;D
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 01:31:48 AM »
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 10:43:44 PM »
Holy crap.

To put it a different way, the average female eats 2000 calories or less a day. The average male is more like 2500-3000.
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So if a woman eats two of those burgers, she has already had more calories than she would eat in a week. For a man, three burgers.

I would adjust that and say that the average woman *should* eat 2,000 calories a day. I doubt on average (in America) that women eat 2,000 a day. Especially considering how many women would have to eat less to make up for the many women who eat more.

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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 01:46:49 AM »
They have an 8,000 calorie burger.

To put that in perspective, to eat that many calories in a day you would need to eat:

Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

I seriously doubt you have your numbers right.  Given the fact that your average large pizza has nearly 3000 calories...
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 02:21:38 AM »
They have an 8,000 calorie burger.

To put that in perspective, to eat that many calories in a day you would need to eat:

Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

I seriously doubt you have your numbers right. Given the fact that your average large pizza has nearly 3000 calories...
Did you watch the news article?  They say it has that many.  Basically everything is made in lard and there is tons of cheese and it's basically gross to even look at.
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Re: The heart attack grill
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 04:42:06 AM »
They have an 8,000 calorie burger.

To put that in perspective, to eat that many calories in a day you would need to eat:

Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

I seriously doubt you have your numbers right. Given the fact that your average large pizza has nearly 3000 calories...

Well, I did a google search for that list for an 8000 calorie diet. It said this was what was the equal to around 8000-10,000 calorie diet, so I didn't add up all the numbers in this.
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