You think you had a bad day at work...

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

At my job today we had to take reports on and coordinate response to

1. The Motor Vessel Selendang Ayu which broke up on the rocks in Unilaska with half a million gallons of bunker oil on board.

2. A USCG Rescue helicopter crash during the same event.

3. A tanker truck collision in San Antonia TX that caused a huge explosion and at least two people dead.

4.Two incendents of pipebombs at schools in Georgia and Pennsylvania.

and Ive only been here for a few hours.

[Oldie Black Witch]

Psst. It's Unalaska.

[MsFish]

And she would know.  

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

Psst its Unalaska

It is now.