I'm alive. Really. I've been alive for a long time (you know, as opposed to leaving RE for a while, becoming a vampire or some other undead entity and then back into an
unundead person. Just so there's no confusion there
). College is crazy busy, and though I have been viewing Reading Excuses quite regularly, I simply cannot recall the last time that I've posted. Clearly, it's been much too long. I apologize sincerely.
However, despite my total failure in regular critiquing and submitting, I
do have everyone's submissions organized by member. So, if anyone missed any submissions, I should have it and I would be glad to send them out. Just shoot me an email.
I
will get to them, if it's the last thing I do!
No problem. 
And the next submission date is next Monday, the 6th (I should probably update that thread, since we seem to be sticking with the weekly submissions for-sures. Feel free to pester the people who submitted last week to send out their submissions. I believe last week's submitters were Jason (jwdenzel) Maxonennis, and Reaves.
We should probably edit all of the pinned topics to say that it's a weekly thing, not a bi-monthly submission schedule anymore. That's long overdue. Perhaps I will get to that this weekend.
But! Most importantly, I would like to state that I'm submitting next Monday, the 13th. It's been forever since I've submitted, but that's no matter. This submission will be a short story. Hopefully it will be up to par.
