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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #150 on: June 05, 2009, 07:14:36 PM »
Bacon: scientifically shown to be one of the slowest--yet tastiest--ways to commit suicide! :P
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #151 on: June 07, 2009, 06:49:54 AM »
Forget euthanasia!  Eat bacon!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #152 on: June 07, 2009, 08:26:31 AM »
If you gotta go, might as well go happy.

Or, words to that effect.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #153 on: June 07, 2009, 10:05:16 AM »
If you gotta go, might as well go happy.

Okay, I simply cannot let this one go by without some toilet related joke. ...But I can't think of one.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #154 on: June 07, 2009, 10:53:41 AM »
Ironically, eating large quantities of bacon is likely to make for some unhappy toilet time.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #155 on: June 07, 2009, 07:40:36 PM »
You guys are just fantastic for dinner-table conversation.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #156 on: June 28, 2009, 03:26:43 AM »
http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?swine-flu-bacon-revenge-pid411.html

Your quest for bacon is not complete without this shirt, Dan!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #157 on: June 28, 2009, 05:03:19 AM »
I still want to know who Dan Bacon is.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #158 on: June 28, 2009, 05:06:37 AM »
He is the lawyer in Jag that wears khacky and is friends with Tom Cruise
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #159 on: June 28, 2009, 06:34:53 AM »
I still want to know who Dan Bacon is.

I had the same question. I figure the more closely related to Francis Bacon he is, the more money it costs to buy him.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #160 on: June 28, 2009, 07:06:16 AM »
o.O  We're not talking about "Dan Bacon"  We're talking about buying bacon FOR Dan. >>'
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #161 on: July 01, 2009, 09:27:11 PM »
Oh, look! A bacon shirt!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #162 on: July 02, 2009, 05:42:04 PM »
Hey Dan,

My wife told me about this the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder if you'd been made aware.

The unavoidable mixing of two favorites, with much akin to the Resse's Peanut Butter Cup.

Enjoy!

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #163 on: July 15, 2009, 01:25:50 AM »
o.O  We're not talking about "Dan Bacon"  We're talking about buying bacon FOR Dan. >>'

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #164 on: July 19, 2009, 03:21:18 PM »
Bacon update! A few nights ago, while I was making one of America's greatest convenience foods, baked ravioli (just raviolis baked instead of boiled, no sauce drowning), my sister walked into the kitchen. She had been lured to the kitchen by the smell of the bacon that I had just devoured. She asked me if I was baking bacon ravioli, which is partially unusual because she despises puns, but mostly unusual because my head exploded and imploded at that moment. These effects canceled each other out, but left in my head a most glorious purpose: to create the greatest baked bacon ravioli the world has ever known.

Two days later, I am here to pronounce the mission a success! After many experiments and probably more bacon than is healthy to eat, the baked bacon ravioli kebab stole my heart. It is so delicious, it makes my insides hurt just thinking about it. Horsey sauce optional. I'll take some pictures and post them before the week is out.
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