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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #135 on: May 29, 2009, 02:39:08 PM »
Baconaise sucks according to the Colbert Report and why would tv lie?
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #136 on: May 30, 2009, 04:22:51 PM »
'Cause they can.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #137 on: May 31, 2009, 06:38:34 PM »
Baconaise contains no actual bacon.  Ironic no?
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #138 on: June 01, 2009, 04:31:44 PM »
Everyone ready your pitchforks we are forming a mob and marching on the Baconaise Factory!!!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #139 on: June 01, 2009, 07:02:36 PM »
Um…why?
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #140 on: June 01, 2009, 09:20:51 PM »
Because it ought to contain bacon, darnit. It is using the name of bacon in vain.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #141 on: June 01, 2009, 10:10:59 PM »
There's nothing in the name "Baconaise" that suggests anything but but awesomeness. In fact, it sounds a bit like beauty dipped into majesty. Not that I've tried it or anything. I'm just sayin'.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #142 on: June 02, 2009, 08:58:56 PM »
Using the name of bacon in vain is is is just SACRILEGE!!!!!
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #143 on: June 04, 2009, 07:05:06 PM »
Clearly, Dan has made an impression with his powers of baconness. Look at one of the Amazon ads that TWG had this morning:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1592288510?tag=theofficitime-20&camp=211493&creative=379985&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=1592288510&adid=1TATHQD4XP6J1GKYF155&
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #144 on: June 04, 2009, 09:07:39 PM »
One question: could bacon be considered a cure all?
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #145 on: June 04, 2009, 11:20:30 PM »
I don't think it cures high cholesterol.

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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #146 on: June 05, 2009, 12:08:57 AM »
Or heart attacks.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #147 on: June 05, 2009, 06:37:11 AM »
I don't think it cures high cholesterol.

It makes your cholesterol so high in the positive numbers, it turns into the negative numbers.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #148 on: June 05, 2009, 03:57:16 PM »
I don't think it cures high cholesterol.

It makes your cholesterol so high in the positive numbers, it turns into the negative numbers.
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Re: Buy Dan Bacon?
« Reply #149 on: June 05, 2009, 05:28:07 PM »
Cholesterol measurements use two's compliment? That's amazing. :o
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