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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2008, 01:57:04 PM »
I didn't care for Advent Children at all, actually.  I don't think I've ever found a high-quality non-stop action flick so boring, to be honest.
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2008, 06:44:49 PM »
There was a a redeeming part in Troll 2. When the kid pees on all the food. It was redeeming only because I took the food to be a metaphor for the script ;).

Advent Children could have been better, but wasn't really that bad. Cloud just seemed so whiny, and it felt like they were just inventing weird story arcs.
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2008, 05:43:17 AM »
Eric Snider has written a review of Gymkata entitled "A mulleted Olympic gymnast battles ninjas using the awesome power of gymnastics. Also, there is a falcon."

http://www.film.com/movies/story/erics-bad-movies-gymkata-1985/24261389
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2008, 07:06:59 AM »
I didn't care for Advent Children at all, actually.  I don't think I've ever found a high-quality non-stop action flick so boring, to be honest.

I somewhat agree with Jade, while I didn't find Advent Children boring it was incredibly disappointing because of the story and outside of the Church fight and the motorcycle one the combat wasn't that interesting. I didn't care who one because of the weak--and rather poorly done--bad guys.
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2008, 10:26:06 PM »
Quelish!   OK, by Spriggan's adjusted criteria, I would say the worst movie ever is The Blair Witch Project.  Oh sure, you can make fun of it now, but when it came out it was all "you have to see this!  It's a true story!"  and all this other crap.  Biggest con job ever.  I mean really, does anyone here know someone who is afraid of windchimes?

I liked King Kong and Pearl Harbor, but I agree with your negative points.  That insect scene was just and excuse for Jackson to show off his FX studio.  I can't hate a movie with Kate Beckinsale or Naomi Watts in it (and that's saying a lot.  The Ring 2 anyone?).  If they are ever in a movie together I may watch it weekly.
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2008, 09:11:38 AM »
Quelish!   OK, by Spriggan's adjusted criteria, I would say the worst movie ever is The Blair Witch Project.  Oh sure, you can make fun of it now, but when it came out it was all "you have to see this!  It's a true story!"  and all this other crap.  Biggest con job ever. 

 ;D That was the whole point of it. It was really early viral marketing. I for one actually liked the Blair Witch movie. /shrug to each their own.

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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2008, 03:01:08 PM »
Curse you bane for reminding me of Leonard Part 6!
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2009, 01:57:06 AM »
I thought Little Man was a pretty bad movie. Not the worst I've seen. Just bad.
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #38 on: March 04, 2009, 01:55:10 AM »
Worst movie I ever saw was probably...hm. I don't think I've watched enough movies to have a worst one. I cant really watch the movies you guy watch because of really younger siblings but out of what I HAVE watched its probably Shark Boy and Lava Girl. That was the worst movie ever created. (no offense to anybody who liked it.)

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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #39 on: March 04, 2009, 01:56:39 AM »
Yeah that was just HORRIBLE. And I didn't even see the whole thing!!!
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #40 on: March 04, 2009, 02:03:25 AM »
It was retarded. I don't even see why they made the movie. You can tell it's all really bad special effects.

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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2009, 02:04:45 AM »
And the acting…*GAG.*
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #42 on: March 04, 2009, 02:11:53 AM »
The whole movie is like **shoot me**

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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #43 on: March 04, 2009, 02:34:06 AM »
Haha yeah. As soon as I saw what the people looked like, I was like '*GROAN.*'
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Re: Worst Movie?
« Reply #44 on: March 04, 2009, 02:44:29 AM »
The whole way to put it is teh movie was a piece of crap.

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