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Which Candidate Would You Like To Elect As HoA?

Chaos2651
13 (68.4%)
AndrewtheGreat
6 (31.6%)

Total Members Voted: 19

Voting closed: September 21, 2008, 12:19:22 AM

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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2008, 08:42:00 PM »
Well if you had a democratic leader that you didnt feel was right would you not do anything to change it? Im not saying that you shouldnt have won, Im just saying im generally down for a good coup.
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2008, 08:45:09 PM »
I had more than twice the votes of Andrew. To time travel back and change events is to deny democracy!

There were alot of hanging submit buttons, the TTM would merely go back and make sure everyone made their selection and then fully pushed the submit button before closing the browser, preventing such a travesty.
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2008, 09:20:31 PM »
Don't get me wrong chaos, nothing against you, if Andrew had won, I'd be planning his downfall as well.
Mistborn are too expected...  I'll have to come up with something even more crafty.
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2008, 10:25:27 PM »
Don't get me wrong chaos, nothing against you, if Andrew had won, I'd be planning his downfall as well.
Mistborn are too expected...  I'll have to come up with something even more crafty.

Mistborn aren't expected when they stab a dagger in your eye. It hurts.

See, I'm Chaos. You never know what I'm going to do. You never know when a Time-traveling Mistborn retroactively kills you, and you are certainly never lulled into complacency because of a well-placed Soothing station.

Also, you never know when I will start using Time-traveling Inquisitors to really lay the hurt on.

Your miserable attempt for a coup will fail like Humpty Dumpty fell off of that wall. You'll be left shattered.

(+1 for using a childhood tale to prophesy your demise!)
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2008, 10:38:35 PM »
I could just use Zane, you'd never see him coming.

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« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2008, 10:49:44 PM »
... Curses.

Well, he's dead, so your only option is to use a time-traveling Mistborn to save him. Meanwhile, I would send an Inquisitor back in time and... you know, this sounds like a frickin' awesome Terminator movie. One of us has to get on that and post it on Youtube.

Also, I will begin to stab metal spikes into cows to make them into Inquisitors. What are you going to do against my army of Cow Inquisitors, hm?
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« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2008, 11:19:06 PM »
Milk them in hopes that their milk endows magical properties. If not then slaughter them in hopes that they make a good steak! ;D
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« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2008, 11:24:33 PM »
Forget the Inquisitor cows, I'm using a bunch of spanish people, because no one expects the Spanish Inquisitors. Ok, was that too much of a stretch with this younger generation?
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« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2008, 11:27:34 PM »
Forget the Inquisitor cows, I'm using a bunch of spanish people, because no one expects the Spanish Inquisitors. Ok, was that too much of a stretch with this younger generation?

LMAO! I understood it, and it was awesome.
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2008, 11:45:55 PM »
I'll get my kandra spies to morph into grasses, get eaten by your inquisitor cows, and give them very bad indigestion, thus crippling them, and making them unable to stop my time-travelling mistborn from going back in time to rescue Zane, and bring him here to defeat you.
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Re: Election Day!
« Reply #100 on: October 11, 2008, 10:41:32 PM »
Threads like this should be resurrected more often....
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