My application for MODERATOR or ADMIN of TWG Boards.

[UtopiaGreen01]

Hi, you may know me as UtopiaGreen01.  I am a level 3 member, and I would like to be apart of your moderating or admin team.  My experience is overwhelming, which I will not get into, because I do now want to flaunt myself and shame other lesser potential canidates from not applying.

I will bring in a hard fist, and may be known as the best UtopiaGreen01 moderator ever.  Also, I am wondering how much this pays per hour of moderaship or admining.  I am willing to work for 3 dollars above minimum wagbe, but may be willing to compromise to just minium wage.  For your time, I thank you, and may I be added to your staff within 24 to 48 hours.

[Miyabi]

Giving claim with no warrants will do nothing for you.  (Don's say you have experience then not list it.)

The current moderation and administration staff does as they see fit.  If they saw a problem they would have taken care of it.  They are pretty active and reliable. 

MOST of the time people don't get paid to administrate or moderate a forum.  They do it because they like the forum and they want to give back to the community in which they belong. 

Submitting an application when there is no form to do so isn't usually looked upon as kosher and is generally frowned upon.

But in any case it is the admin/mod decision to make and I really have no say in the matter.  Just thought I'd point out the blatantly obvious.

[Chaos]

Hi, you may know me as UtopiaGreen01.  I am a level 3 member, and I would like to be apart of your moderating or admin team.  My experience is overwhelming, which I will not get into, because I do now want to flaunt myself and shame other lesser potential canidates from not applying.

I will bring in a hard fist, and may be known as the best UtopiaGreen01 moderator ever.  Also, I am wondering how much this pays per hour of moderaship or admining.  I am willing to work for 3 dollars above minimum wagbe, but may be willing to compromise to just minium wage.  For your time, I thank you, and may I be added to your staff within 24 to 48 hours.

Because people who moderate forums always get paid. Oh, wait, no they don't.

Also... "may be known as the best UtopiaGreen01 moderator ever"? Well, in the sense that there are no other UtopiaGreen01 moderators, I guess you almost have a point there. Almost.

[Reaves]

I will bring in a hard fist,

i.e. crack down on those naughty PM harrassers and clean up the boards of unnecessary authors   

[Peter Ahlstrom]

For a while UtopiaGreen01 had me convinced he was a real person, but now he's slipping into what is clearly creative writing.

Enough of this charade. Who are you?

EDIT: I have discovered some of UtopiaGreen01's qualifications.

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/qa/index;_ylt=AnQCqC8q6AMcOAtWgVHm5hnty6IX;_ylv=3?show=8ciysvCQaa&link=question&more=y

"Is it illegal to start your own millitia, and go out and fight terror and/or Canadians?

"What is the point of women competing in the Olympics?"

"If Obama was a slave, would you buy him?"

"Is it illegal to kick a police dog when the owner isnt looking?"

"Is it illegal to dress as a cop, pull people over, and impound their cars?"

"How do I be white like Mr. Jackson?"

"Is it illegal to take parking tickets off cars?"

"Is it funny how Obama is 46 years old and still has no experience?"

"Since when is racism a crime? Whatever happened to free speech?"

"Does anyone find Asian men attractive?"

"Is it illegal to buy and sell fake cocaine with Monopoly money in front of cops?"

"Why didnt Clinton go after Obama after the bombing of the USS Cole?"

"Is it legal to put placebo pills and flour in plastic bags to mess with cops?"

"Is there an effective and legal way to prevent minorities from voting this November?"

"Why didn't Obama serve in the military?"

"If Barack Obama is not a war hero, then is he a terrorist sympathizer???"

"Did Obama sell cocaine when he was younger?"

"If Bin Laden could vote, would he vote for Obama?"

"Why is it so difficult for some minorities to understand they evolved from apes?"

"Is there a legal way to prevent minorities from voting in November?"

"Is it possible Obama is a terrorist cell for Bin Laden?"

"If oj simpson believes in god, is he in heaven or hell?"

"Should we have a prison army?"

"Is it illegal to sign people up for magazines using the "bill me later" box?"

"If Bin Laden endorsed Obama, would you still vote for him?"

"I did not enter my real name when resgistering to Yahoo?"

"Will I get in trouble if I put my perscription pills in a small plastic?"
I withdraw my question. He's an inveterate troll; that's all we need to know.

[Chaos]

For a while UtopiaGreen01 had me convinced he was a real person, but now he's slipping into what is clearly creative writing.

Enough of this charade. Who are you?

Actually, it's not a charade. Check out my exploration of Google and what I found:

http://www.timewastersguide.com/forum/index.php?topic=6068.new#new

It's unfortunate it's not a charade... it makes me want to weep for the world.

[Miyabi]

Yes Ook, Chaos and I were talking about that over IM earlier.  This kid pisses me off more and more every time I learn more about him.

The ONLY thing I see that is appealing about his questions are "Does anyone find Asian men attractive?" ha ha.   Cause I totally do.

[Chaos]

Dang, Ookla, just as I link you to that topic, you go and edit your post. You're too fast for me

[Emillith]

:rofl

[Brenna]

I'm going to lock the troll topics that don't have much discussion.  I'm tired of him, too, and I'm working on dealing with him. Sorry it's taking a bit, everyone.