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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #405 on: November 17, 2008, 07:52:50 PM »
Is poo worth anything on the open market? Cause you know I got a cr....well I got a lot of it.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #406 on: November 17, 2008, 08:15:11 PM »
Is poo worth anything on the open market? Cause you know I got a cr....well I got a lot of it.

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« Reply #407 on: November 17, 2008, 08:31:50 PM »
ha! That's one way to beat the baddies. Pay them off! :D
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #408 on: November 17, 2008, 08:40:41 PM »
Maybe us villains are just sad that the heroes get to have their witty banter and their plans. Villains don't get to have any fun.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #409 on: November 17, 2008, 09:09:34 PM »
Or money can just get them what they were interested in having in the first place.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #410 on: November 17, 2008, 09:20:04 PM »
Oh so now we see the real Chaos. Not the intimidating or imposing person he trys so hard to be but the jealous little kid on the corner who got left out of the wiffel ball game. Well I find that a shame. Seeing how I am now a sword for hire I can also respect your willingness to change sides for money. I mean that really only shows your loyalty to those who pay you. I must regret that I will not be willing to pay any price to be free of you. I mean my continual escape only succeededs in keeping you employed, if it is a contract that you are following. I will be looking for contracts myself in the near future and only hope to find the name Chaos on the other end of one. Remember a good merc is only as good as those who support him. We all need informants, suppliers and supporters.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #411 on: November 17, 2008, 10:24:31 PM »
And Pie.

(Why does every forum I join have some sort of pie war somewhere?)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #412 on: November 17, 2008, 10:27:46 PM »
Dunno, but I'm not gonna complain. I'd rather have pie than poo any day. It is yummier AND just as messy if thrown across great distances :D
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« Reply #413 on: November 17, 2008, 10:30:36 PM »
hah. I went from being a Brilliant Con Man to being a Politician. Huh. I wonder what the difference is?
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #414 on: November 17, 2008, 11:10:52 PM »
The only difference is phonetics =).
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #415 on: November 18, 2008, 12:28:12 AM »
and you get a salary and retirement fund on top of the other stuff :)
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #416 on: November 18, 2008, 12:37:25 AM »
See thiws way you are aplying the same skills in the view of the public. And like it has already been stated you get a sweet pention.

Also alot of pie.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #417 on: November 18, 2008, 12:42:33 AM »
Oh so now we see the real Chaos. Not the intimidating or imposing person he trys so hard to be but the jealous little kid on the corner who got left out of the wiffel ball game. Well I find that a shame. Seeing how I am now a sword for hire I can also respect your willingness to change sides for money. I mean that really only shows your loyalty to those who pay you. I must regret that I will not be willing to pay any price to be free of you. I mean my continual escape only succeededs in keeping you employed, if it is a contract that you are following. I will be looking for contracts myself in the near future and only hope to find the name Chaos on the other end of one. Remember a good merc is only as good as those who support him. We all need informants, suppliers and supporters.

Oh, I see. :D

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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #418 on: November 18, 2008, 12:50:07 AM »
I realize you may be ambitious in your search. I don't question this fact, I just happen to be confident in my ability to elude you. I mean come on now we have both broken out of prison in the past and escaped the search parties. How good can you really be? This being said don't ever stop being an ambitious merc, I don't think you would find much work.
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Re: These Stupid Titles VI
« Reply #419 on: November 18, 2008, 01:06:08 AM »
Sword for hire........Is that like renting the sword?  Can anyone rent it?  It would be funny if Chaos rented your sword from you then killed you with it.  I love irony, and pie.  Honestly, though, I think Chaos would much rather kill you with a giant wall of text than a sword any day.   :P :P :P
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