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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 09:51:54 PM »
Fell ftw.

Hilarious.
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 11:19:03 PM »
Breeze could be renamed Tony. It's a relatively minor change compared to some of the others Ratner is considering.

Also, I would personally vote for Mist Hot Pants instead of a Mist Mini Skirt. Either way, though, I'd hate to see Judd Hirsch wearing any of them.
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 12:08:05 AM »
Props to Fell.

SE was miffed when I, as the first poster, called Fell's bluff. So in order to avoid an angry team of deadly ninja monkeys, I edited my post. Playing the fool for the benefit of others was well worth avoiding death by monkey, I must say.
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 12:50:22 AM »
That's an amazing joke.... I love it... This plus the fake Legend of Zelda movie trailer have really made my day.  ;D
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 11:20:04 AM »
I also feared the ninja monkeys, so I kept my comments to the neutral side of loving it :D It could have been taken either way, and glad I am for that, since I don't want death by monkey ;)

Fell, you really do come up with the best ones I have seen including that of my WoW guildmaster....she changed our whole site to Hello Kitty....and when the guys opened the page at work, well, you can imagine :D

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2008, 12:03:52 PM »
yeah, this whole thread was more amusing when people were pretending and not thinking they were clever for pointing out that it was April Fool's.

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2008, 03:11:47 PM »
The real April Fool's joke was convincing you all that this was a lie...can't wait 'til Lohan makes her Mist-thong debut...hawt.
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2008, 06:42:45 PM »
You can't believe anything posted on April 1st. =D That was fun, though.

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2008, 12:55:43 AM »
I'm so sick of April Fool's. I've really gotten it bad this year. One of my family member's even announced that we sold some land we've been trying to sell and made about quadruple for it that it was selling for. I about died... Stupid April Fool's.

Then I read that and my heart skipped a beat, thanks guys. I think I'll go cry now.  ;)

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2008, 04:17:35 AM »
LINDSAY LOHAN!!!!??? NO MIST CLOAKS!!!!???? YOU ARE ALL INSANE!!!!!! YOU ARE DESTROYING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!! >:( WHO EVER IS CASTING THIS MOVIE AND WRITING THE SCRIPT NEEDS TO READ THE BOOKS!!!!!!!

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2008, 01:23:38 PM »
or at least read the whole thread.

we only made one person cry. THat's like... 7000% less crying than last year.

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2008, 04:53:53 AM »
Because honestly, where would good old prankish fun be without the nazi orcs?
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 06:32:37 AM »
Just remembering the argument that caused makes me laugh. Especially remembering how SE used paint to write in "God is dead" in a pathetic effort to support his delusional claims.
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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2008, 07:45:12 PM »
LOL. Great Joke. I think, given time and dyed dark hair, Abigail Breslin would make a better Vin than Lohan ever would. Besides...remember what happened with Eragon or Stardust? Let's build a fan base before we start making movies here...or spend time on a good adaption first.

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Re: Mistborn movie
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2008, 04:56:08 AM »
Thank god it's not happening. I read Lindsey Lohan, then Mist Mini Skirts, and just about bawled my eyes out. If  no one minds I may just hide under my bed awhile and clutch the Mistborn book to my chest.
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