Superfly girls club of girly things men don't like

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

SPrig and I are making a statement.

We need more conversations about drunken dwarves messily destroying dragons and spending their ill-gotten gains on ale and whores.

[JP Dogberry]

Ale and Whores! Ale and Whores!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

incidentally, here's an avatar I found that would suit MsFish nicely

[Chimera]

So did you lock the thread because it was too long or because it was too girly?  

[Archon]

And I think we should kidnap Archon and subject him to our girl movie, too. Torture the infidel!

*e orders his ninja monkeys to "around Archon a perimeter create"*

First of all, SE, why are you on their side?
Second of all, this can only lead to bloodshed, a pastime at which I excel, by the way.
Third, you shall not win.
Fourth, your hollow threats of girly movies do not scare me.
Fifth, I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally, a strawberry yoohoo.

[Chimera]

Actually, Archon, I think SE is on your side. I believe the ninja monkeys were intended to be a protection.

As if ninja monkeys were any match for the female arsenal: chocolate, makeup, and feminine products!

[Archon]

Ah, I thought SE was surrounding me. If he is, in fact, not, then whatever foolish hope you clung to is now gone.
*Archon revs the Batmobile's engine menacingly, checking to make sure that no ninja monkeys will be accidentally run over.*

[Chimera]

I am not entirely convinced of the ninja monkeys' intelligence. I doubt that they will be capable of moving out of the way when MsFish, stacer, and I sneak attack. Therefore, some ninja monkeys may die in their effort to protect Archon. But the monkeys were aware of this when they swore to the ninja monkey code and to do SE's bidding (all minions are expendable, after all, and the sooner they realize this, the better).

Beware, ninja monkeys! Beware!!!

[Archon]

Do not threaten the ninja monkeys. I don't think they appreciate it, and it is not wise to anger them.

[stacer]

I am not entirely convinced of the ninja monkeys' intelligence. I doubt that they will be capable of moving out of the way when MsFish, stacer, and I sneak attack. ...

Beware, ninja monkeys! Beware!!!

Especially of the ninja kitties. *meow*

[Chimera]

Ninja monkeys against ninja kitties...

Now, that would be a sight to see!

[stacer]

Speaking of things men like (well, we were, weren't we? ), they have really been going after that insult the person above you thread.

[Chimera]

Yeah, apparently there was too much kindness going around with the Compliment Thread, and they had to quickly counter it with some nastiness.

Although, none of the insults are very mean.

[Entsuropi]

Is that a challenge?

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

ninja monkeys have already established their superiority over ninja kitties.

They're not SUPPOSED to move out of the way. THey're their like clone troopers, defending. while you waste time taking out a couple, the others get you. ROAR! (that is a mighty ninja monkey roar)