Here's one that got posted to the AML (Association for Mormon Letters) email list.
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Title: Chickens in the Headlights
Author: Matthew Buckley
Publisher: Covenant Communications
Genre: Fiction
Year Published: 2005
Number of Pages: 206
Binding: Quality paperback
ISBN: 1-59156-852-8
Price: $14.95
Reviewed by Jeffrey Needle
The subtitle of the book gives you an idea of what's coming -- "A funny thing happened on the way to growing up." Growing up indeed.
The main character of this amusing story is Matthew Buckley. The author's name is Matthew Buckley. Hmmmm, you think there's a connection? Could this be autobiographical? It's never made quite clear that the events described in this book actually happened to Buckley. Frankly, I hope they did. The story's just too good to be made up. (The author's note indicates that Matthew the author grew up with eleven siblings, including one girl, different from the Matthew character in the book.)
Matthew is one of seven boys in the Buckley family. They live in Utah on what ought to be a farm, but isn't. Growing vegetables isn't a talent any of them seems to have. Mom and Dad are good parents, but they have their hands full with this bunch of rowdies. Every day seems to be filled with feeding, changing, washing, and conflict resolution. Mom's a real champ.
Dad, on the other hand, comes across as a rather nerdy type -- he's a scientist with NASA, has a plastic pocket protector and everything else that just shouts "square." He tells jokes that no one laughs at but himself. But he's a loving father, and a good provider for his family.
One summer Dad makes a grand announcement -- the children have been wanting actual animals to care for, other than their old dog. Dad decides to erect a coop of sorts and obtains several dozen chickens and two goats. And so the nightmare begins.
Ever try telling a goat to do something it didn't want to do? Ever try reaching under a chicken to get its eggs? And have you ever chased a chicken around the yard until you could catch it and return it to its coop?
If so, then you'll identify with the travails of these brothers.
The children, and indeed the parents, learn there's more to keeping up with livestock than they had originally thought. In chapter after chapter, the interaction among the kids, and between the kids and the animals, is just hilarious. I found myself laughing out loud!
Having grown up in New York City, I had no basis for identifying with these kids. But I did grow up with two brothers, and I know how difficult it was for our parents to keep us under control. I simply can't imagine what it would be like to raise seven boys!
Some of the comments from the boys seem a bit bizarre -- they appear to be inordinately interested in things adults find, well, yucky. From what I can learn from my neighbors, this is very realistic.
From the outset, Buckley carries the story very well, taking us through the last days of the school year, summer vacation and the annual visit to grandma's house in California (another hilarious episode), and finally the adoption of the chickens and the mules. And sprinkled throughout are bits of folksy wisdom, all leading to a marvelous conclusion.
This is great summer reading, something that can be shared with the kids.
What a wonderful read. This is light, easy reading, intended mainly to amuse, and secondarily to instruct. I really enjoyed this book, and hope that Buckley will continue writing.
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Jeff Needle
Association for Mormon Letters
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