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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #90 on: May 25, 2005, 10:07:22 PM »
I ate mine. Tasted kind of chewy.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #91 on: May 25, 2005, 10:34:36 PM »
Can I have assassin fish?  Something like a Great White Shark might be nice...or a school of piranahs.  Or just killer bettas.  Beware the doorbell... :P ;D
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2005, 10:48:06 PM »
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2005, 10:57:07 PM »
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #94 on: May 26, 2005, 01:00:59 AM »
When he went to check on his experiment the next morning, Professor Liebowitz was overcome by the success of his experiment to mix piranhas with flying fish...
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2005, 03:49:29 AM »
I have to say that any mention of ninja monkeys makes me think of Kim Possible. In one of my favorite episodes, the evil villian Monkey Fist receives a prophecy that directs him to kidnap Frederick, a really smart monkey employed as an astronaut. When Frederick resists, Monkey Fist says, "Don't fight destiny, Frederick. It's just not done." My roommate Dorothy and I used to quote this to each other all the time.

And the best part is at the end when the ninja monkeys make Kim's sidekick Ron Stoppable their king, because he is terrified of monkeys.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2005, 09:36:18 AM »
you can't read about mine. People are afraid, rightly so, to print the truth about ninja monkeys.

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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #97 on: May 26, 2005, 12:37:08 PM »
I only wish we couldn't read about your ninja monkeys, e. You can't go a day without mentioning them.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #98 on: May 26, 2005, 12:39:42 PM »
Hey pal, you brought them up in this thread. You reap what you sow. (or is that rip what you sew....)

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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #99 on: May 26, 2005, 02:39:28 PM »
Well, all this talk of ninja monkeys and the reminder of how that quote from Kim Possible brought me so much joy has induced me to change my quote for the time. So now all of you can be warned about fighting destiny--remember, it's just not done!
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #100 on: May 27, 2005, 02:52:05 PM »
I hope that those on TWG who are going to CONduit this evening and will be able to hear EUOL read as a published author for *the first time ever* will post on here how it goes for those of us who are unable to make it do to prior babysitting engagements, insufficient funds, or insurmountable distance (i.e. those who are out of state).

That would be much appreciated.  :)
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2005, 03:08:34 PM »
Have so much freaking fun your head a'splodes!
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