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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2005, 11:18:07 PM »
Hence the talking beachball shtick.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2005, 03:04:12 AM »
Thank you, Fell, for bringing us back to that topic.

I don't know if anyone else noticed, but EUOL purposely tried to distract us from our fun teasing by asking a logical question. And it worked--for a time.

But we will not be distracted from hypothetical hilarious situations!

Cookies, of course, are not an option. Nobody vote for D.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2005, 09:22:41 AM »
I vote for E: bake SaintEhlers some cookies. (that's me)
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #48 on: May 24, 2005, 05:12:41 PM »
Yea, I'll back you some cookies.

(Cookies laced with arsenic).

J/K  ;D
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2005, 05:16:46 PM »
that's ok, the ninja monkeys taste all my food first, and I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to arsenic.

I want to point out to Entropy that I was not the *only* person to typo "bake" as "back"
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #50 on: May 24, 2005, 05:20:14 PM »
lol. I should read my posts more carefully.

Backing cookies is much worse than baking them! I definitely won't be doing that!  ;)
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #51 on: May 24, 2005, 05:23:56 PM »
The worst is backing into them. Not only can you get burned, but then they're unfit for consumption.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #52 on: May 24, 2005, 05:25:04 PM »
it's actually worst when they're in your back. That hurts.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #53 on: May 24, 2005, 05:28:53 PM »
I don't know, I thought cookies were sometimes used as a cheap form of hot stones/aromatherapy.

Sometimes when you get a massage they will put heated stones on your back to relax the muscles. I think I'll try a homemade version and put freshly-baked cookies on my back. The combination of heat and aroma should be soothing.

And then I'll give them to e and EUOL! haha
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #54 on: May 24, 2005, 05:31:24 PM »
well, cookies ON your back is one thing. IN your back is quite another.
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2005, 05:38:26 PM »
Obviously my threat fell flat.

Okay, first I'll go swim in a pool of questionably cleanliness, then I'll roll on a patch of ground of unquestionably muddiness, and then I'll put the cookies on my back and THEN give them to you!
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #56 on: May 24, 2005, 06:37:46 PM »
They serve sushi on the backs of women--why not cookies?
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #57 on: May 24, 2005, 06:58:43 PM »
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it's actually worst when they're in your back. That hurts.


Huh? IN her back? What, e, you want Chimera to be your cookie "mule"? No dope involved, just a nice batch of cookies tucked in where  the cookie dogs can't sniff them out?
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #58 on: May 24, 2005, 07:25:21 PM »
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They serve sushi on the backs of women--why not cookies?

I've never seen sushi served on the backs of women. Is this something they only do in Japan, not in liberated America? Or is this an ancient custom?

Wherever it's from or whenever it's done, I am definitely NOT getting down on my hands and knees so e and EUOL can eat cookies off my back.

Unless it would fool them about the arsenic.
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2005, 07:26:41 PM »
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Huh? IN her back? What, e, you want Chimera to be your cookie "mule"? No dope involved, just a nice batch of cookies tucked in where  the cookie dogs can't sniff them out?

I also refuse to participate in drug-trafficking of any kind.
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