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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2005, 02:08:55 PM »
we have soemthing about staying on topic in there?

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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2005, 02:24:48 PM »
Drat this cursed ograbme!

As for his reading, I really don't know. Maybe he'll read a chuck from somebody else's book, just to be different. He's a rebel, you know.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2005, 03:09:59 PM »
Reading chucks, for example. He's always reading chucks. Here a chuck, there a chuck, every where a chuck chuck. Who reads chucks anymore? I'll tell you, EUOL reads chucks. Usually someone else's chuck.

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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2005, 05:17:00 PM »
Which isn't as exciting as you think, because it's a keyless chuck.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2005, 09:16:30 PM »
I am completely baffled.  Keyless?
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2005, 11:54:32 PM »
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I am completely baffled.  Keyless?


Someone either didn't take or doesn't remember her shop class.

Aparently shop class is necessary for book readings.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2005, 11:56:15 PM »
Don't remember it.  I could probably still work a jigsaw though...
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2005, 03:28:38 AM »
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Anyway, I'm still wondering if EUOL has decided what part of ELANTRIS he'll be reading at CONduit next Fri. Has he mentioned that anywhere? (I've read thru a lot of the threads I was interested in and I didn't see anything).


This is my very first post EVER, so if it is messed up, sorry. I have no idea what I am doing.

I don't know what Brandon will be reading at Conduit. I have, however, spent many many hours thinking of ways I could make the experience memorable. I've come up with three situations, all of which will be highly embarrassing for him. Should I:

a. Hold up a beachball beside him and talk from behind it, insisting that I am his Seon;
b. Sit directly in front of him and blow noisy kisses whenever he tries to read; or
c. Dress up as Princess Sarene and come charging in yelling about my dead Prince Raoden.

Vote for whatever you want! (The great thing is that he can't get mad at me because he already knows I'm insane, so there will be no repercussions from the Evil Undead OverLord.)  >:( <--EUOL
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2005, 05:09:36 AM »
I vote for A.  But only if I get to be there to see it.  

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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2005, 01:40:09 PM »
I was also voting for A, but that was also because I didn't want to encourage B or C until I was sure you were Heather and not some crazy stalker.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2005, 02:23:37 PM »
You messed it up! omfrpg13! What are you thinking? Good gravy's! You must use the integrated Yabb tages to italicize and boldinize anything you want emphasized! ZZZZ!

But yeah... welcome. Nice to see you in one form of life or another.

I suggest doing both A and C, but alternating between them over the course of the session.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2005, 02:34:24 PM »
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I was also voting for A, but that was also because I didn't want to encourage B or C until I was sure you were Heather and not some crazy stalker.


Discretion is always wise--especially when approaching a potentially rabid squirrel or a potentially crazed stalker.

But yes, I am Heather, so I do have a right to blow noisy kisses at EUOL in an attempt to distract or embarrass him.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2005, 02:36:04 PM »
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You messed it up! omfrpg13! What are you thinking? Good gravy's! You must use the integrated Yabb tages to italicize and boldinize anything you want emphasized! ZZZZ!


Sorry. As I mentioned, I'm still new to all of this. When I don't know how to do something, I tend to make up my own way. I'll get MsFish or EUOL to tutor me so I don't offend the powers that be.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2005, 02:52:32 PM »
You can ignore almost anything Gemm says - he just usually says it in such a funny manner that you don't want to.
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Re: CONduit Reading
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2005, 04:38:25 PM »
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But yes, I am Heather, so I do have a right to blow noisy kisses at EUOL in an attempt to distract or embarrass him.


I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that.   :P ;D

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Sorry. As I mentioned, I'm still new to all of this. When I don't know how to do something, I tend to make up my own way. I'll get MsFish or EUOL to tutor me so I don't offend the powers that be.


Yeah, you're totally fine.  No tutoring needed.  
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