Guests!

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

So uh.. are just none of you logged in? Or do we really have that many nonregistered visitors on the forum today?

[Spriggan]

Been like that since Sunday (I wasn't on the forum all weekend) with useal peaks at 26+.

[EUOL]

Now, as I understand it, that includes people surfing the TWG proper, not just the forums.  Am I right?

[Spriggan]

That should be the way it works.

[Fellfrosch]

Our average hits for the week of Christmas are, shall we say, way way up. Our visitor count is about 140% of normal.

[EUOL]

Though, looking at the hit count on the articles, I can't help but think that they must be looking at the forums, as originally implied.  Are those hit counts accurate?  They always seem a bit low to me.  (Sorry to those who can't see it--it's an admin thing.)

[Spriggan]

I've never checked the code on the hit count, I should one of these days, all I know is it's supposed to add 1 unless your an admin/mod of this site.

[Tage]

The article hit count goes up anytime a non-admin/mod pulls the article up in a browser. So, if none of those have gone up, it stands to reason that people are just browsing the forum.

Poor things.

[Hidden Guest]

Or their are a bunch of creepy people out there who are trying to find out who visists TWG and destroy them in order to increase the productivity of a capitalist society.

[Archon]

Much to their dismay, they realized after the 205th assassin that they couldn't kill me.

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Or their are a bunch of creepy people out there who are trying to find out who visists TWG and destroy them in order to increase the productivity of a capitalist society.

I find that unlikely, unless those creepy people are also dumb. Time Wasters contribute quite a bit to the economy, what with their expensive video game and role playing habits.

[Entsuropi]

All guests are evil noobs. Truth.

Guests can't be attacked for they are ghostlike. Truth.

This causes laziness to set in and the ghosts to be ignored. Truth.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Good Idea: Lighting a ghost on fire after having found it.

Bad Idea: Lighting a ghost on fire after having possesed your computer.

Good Idea: Guests.

Bad Idea: Posting as a Guest?

MMMmmm, animaniacs.

[MsFish]

Gemm, you just made my day.  

And I'm glad you're back.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

It's a partiallity, I'm not really here, nor will I ever really be there. So on an on and on note, we'll just be around from time to time when time presents itself to being well endowed.