Cool Lyrics

[House of Mustard]

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation.  I want a girl with good dividends.

[Gemm: Rock & Roll Star; Born to Rock]

Thats from Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket." Thats a good one Homsar.

[Mistress of Darkness]

"Here you come knockin' on my door
Tell me what you got on your mind?
I guess those college boys all
Went home for the summertime"

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Some day, there'll be a cure for pain. That's the day I throw my drugs away.

[Mistress of Darkness]

And if you live by the rules how it's over then I guess that that makes sense

[Mad Dr Jeffe]

If I should fall from grace with God
If I should fall from grace with God
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
But the angels won't receive me

Let me go, boys
Let me go, boys
Let me go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry

This land was always ours
Was the proud land of our fathers
It belongs to us and them
Not to any of the others

Let them go, boys
Let them go, boys
Let them go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry

Bury me at sea
Where no murdered ghost can haunt me
If I rock upon the waves
Then no corpse can lie upon me

It's coming up three, boys
Keeps coming up three, boys
Let them go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry

If I should fall from grace with God
Where no doctor can relieve me
If I'm buried 'neath the sod
But the angels won't receive me

Let me go, boys
Let me go, boys
Let me go down in the mud
Where the rivers all run dry

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

ok, it's a couple days late, but

I wanna say
"land ho," "arg" and "vast" and "Batton down the hatches!"
I wanna have
a pegleg, hook for an arm, and two eye patches
I'll run you through then make you walk the plank, or
I'll tie you to a two-ton anchor
I'll be a pirate
I'll show no fear
I wanna be a buccaneer

(followed by dialog "What's a buccaneer?" "Too much to pay for corn!")

[House of Mustard]

Well it's not as though he's fat.  No there's more to it than that.

[Mistress of Darkness]

When you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

and on that note

fame is a cancer, and ego its seed

[Mr_Pleasington]

My Farewell Email Reads
"Farewell to Thee"
I Pass Through Your World With Ease
Like Wind Blowing Through The Trees

[The Holy Saint, Grand High Poobah, Master of Monkeys, Ehlers]

Wouldn't it be great if no one ever got offended?
Wouldn't it be great to freely speak your mind?

[Fellfrosch]

Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing?

[House of Mustard]

Who'll buy the carbon paper now?

[Fellfrosch]

I'm pissed off but I'm too polite,
When people break in the McDonald's line.
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight,
Gonna cuss on the mic tonight.