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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2006, 08:58:27 AM »
It's good to want.

Can't decide who should have Winnebago (cause you know I have one) ::). Should it be Hulk? He would jsut break it. Then Wolverine? But would it smell bad after a week or two?

Bring on the next Hulk vs. Wolverine challenge.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2006, 05:21:34 PM »
The Winnebago would bash Hulk's face in.

If it pleases the court, I would like to introduce Exhibit A...

Exhibit A:




I have nothing more to say regarding the matter.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2006, 09:09:10 AM »
It's like the Hulk was really the Fonz.

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2006, 01:00:21 PM »
Pff, the Fonz without a leather jacket! That's like America without McDonalds or Wal-mart!!

Although.. that brings up a good point... who would win in a fight, Fonz, or Stiltman!!  

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2006, 01:41:12 PM »
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2006, 05:09:05 PM »
HOLY COW THIS IS GREAT.

Ok, spoilers below...












Hulk *does* pull Wolverine in half.
"Sniff, Sniff Sniff... My legs... I can smell my own damn LEGS. Sniff Sniff Sniff... Four miles. &%$#er threw my legs four miles. Up. &%$#er threw my legs four miles UP."

So he goes off to search for the legs. This is an awesome story.

Issue 1 ends with "Hi, Bruce. SNikt!"

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2006, 05:35:50 PM »
Awesome, I need to read this.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2006, 07:32:54 PM »
The pic of the interior page that E poster has two smaller inset pictures at the bottom that show Hulk ripping Wolverine in half.  

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2006, 08:31:44 PM »
Quote

Hulk *does* pull Wolverine in half.
"Sniff, Sniff Sniff... My legs... I can smell my own damn LEGS. Sniff Sniff Sniff... Four miles. &%$#er threw my legs four miles. Up. &%$#er threw my legs four miles UP."

So he goes off to search for the legs. This is an awesome story.

Issue 1 ends with "Hi, Bruce. SNikt!"



It took me until you posted this quote to remember my friend telling me about this comic. I can't remember anything else though, except that he had thought the hulk would win.

By the way, what's the point of having an adamantium skeleton if your ligaments are normal, it's not like his healing wouldn't be able to handle broken bones.

Secondly, can't he regenerate internal organs?

Edit: Nevermind, the answer doesn't really matter since they never kill superheros.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2006, 09:19:05 AM »
After reading issues 1 and 2 I have answers to those. All of this can be learned from the first 8ish pages of a 6 issue mini-series, so I don't really consider it spoiler (and it doesn't say anything about the fights, other than Logan is torn in half, which happens on page 1).

his body apparently repairs organs, but does not replace them. He can't grow new legs back, but he can regain his legs by reattaching the old ones and letting it heal. Apparently the healing factor is what is keeping his bowels inside the trunk of his body as he claws his way up 4 miles of mountain.

Hulk, on the other hand...
Logan is being paid by Nick Fury/SHIELD to hunt down the Hulk. Banner killed 815 (64 of them kids under 13) people when he hulked out in New York after learning Betty was now dating someone else. He was convicted and SHIELD was charged with executing him. Banner submitted himself too it, and let himself be chained to the ground so Iron Man could drop a nuke on him. He Hulked out at the last second and escaped.
They found out he was around still because they found one of his fingers. However, Hulk has all his fingers still, so apparently, Hulk will grow limbs back, even though Logan won't.

His joints aren't normal. They're adamantium too. Hulk's just that strong.

I won't spoil the story at this point, but I think everyone fundamentally knows that neither Logan nor Hulk will be killed in a 6 issue miniseries... at least not in a way that lasts beyond the miniseries. However, I think they've already, in the first third, provided really excellent reasons why it won't go to the death. It's very thoughtful, and I think it's brilliant. I'll be happy to spoil if anyone really wants.

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2006, 09:27:19 AM »
I'd like to know, but I know if you tell me I'll want to rip out my eyeballs and auction my hair off on Ebay.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2006, 09:31:37 AM »
so... you're trying to goad me into doing it, right?

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2006, 09:38:52 AM »
Gee, nice to know you care about my bodily well being.









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