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cross-overs
« on: April 10, 2006, 09:28:08 AM »
finally, it seems one has been done right. Hulk v. Wolverine.

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2006, 05:25:48 PM »
Hulk wins with one little stomp of his massive green foot.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 07:10:53 PM »
You know.. technically wolverine should be ridiculously athletic.

If you body repairs that fast, then everytime you work to gain muscle.. it should be there almost immediately.

You see, when you work out or sctretch, all you do is tear the muscle, and then it regenerates with more of it. So... he would just have to stretch and lift a few weights every hour or sooner.. and be gigantic in a few days.

, and while Hulk just near/completely invincible the more angered he becomes... Wolverine could still kill him at the very very start. My bet is on Wolverine....that's my rant.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 07:19:29 PM »
Yeah, I'm going with Wolverine too. I mean, think about it, he has an indestructible skeleton, so trying to crush him wouldn't work terribly well. And he heals tremendously fast, so you can't make him bleed to death. The only real options are to either get inside his ribcage, and get at a vital organ, or to jar his head so greatly that he has a fatal concussion. The first one is no good for Hulk, since he doesn't have a great deal of finesse. The second one is possible, but I think that by the time Hulk had the opportunity for that good of a head shot, Wolverine would have gutted him with his claws.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 04:36:49 AM »
Yay, two people with anger management issues going at it. This should happen more often.

Also, Hulk has super-regenerative abilities like Wolverine. So Wolverine would slice an arm off of Hulk and it would grow back. Wolverines best chance is to sooth Hulk into passivity so he turns back into Bruce, then kill him.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 09:19:03 AM »
actually, Hulk has a great deal of finesse when he wants to.

I'm thinking all he really needs to do is pull Wolverine in half.

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2006, 07:19:34 PM »
Exactly!
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2006, 07:46:11 PM »
Pffff.. You can't Pull Wolverine in half!!...Only Magneto can do that..

Besides, what kind of fighter wears purple shorts? I mean... really.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2006, 07:55:47 PM »
But why oh why must they fight? Hmmph, boys! Er, mutants. Did Wolverine take a joy ride in Hulk's H2 or something? Anyhow, even if Hulk tried to pull Wolverine apart, Wolverine could just slice off Hulk's hands in a snap, before he himself is snapped. I hope.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2006, 09:14:45 AM »
well, seeing as, to pull wolverine in half, he'd probably have one massive paw grasping wolverine's arms, and the other on his legs, I don't think Wolvy would be cutting anything off.

Why couldn't he pull him in two? he's got adamantium bones, but not ligaments, as far as I know. He won't be dealing with adamantium to separate those bones.

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2006, 09:30:23 AM »
Unfortunately, neither of these two seem to think all that clearly in a fight. So would Wolverine think during his raging attack to cut off Hulk's hands? Would Hulk think to pull a part Wolverine's ligiments while in a blind fury?

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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2006, 11:03:48 AM »
Will the winner fight the Wendigo?
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2006, 06:42:51 PM »
Will the fighter win the Wendigo?
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 09:04:21 PM »
I'd prefer a Winnebago.
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Re: cross-overs
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2006, 08:52:58 AM »
"I want a Winnebago."