SE and I would like to announce HenchmenCity.com your one stop destination for all your evil needs.
This is actually something for my web design class that SE helped me develop the concept for, I have to create a fake company that my teacher will then take the roll of as a client then throughout the semester I'll have to create the website for class. I do plan on getting the domain name sometime soon and actually uploading what I've done for class. The following is the document I'll be submitting to my teacher as a general outline tonight (it's an internet class), but I'm posting it here to get comments suggestions or text revisions for clarification. If anyone wants to help out later on when I start making the site, i.e. by creating devices, equipment, henchmen types (and yes Ninja Monkeys are on it) or lairs let me know. I'm going to have to come up with a standard for all
Company name: Henchmen City
Primary goal: Henchmen City is the one stop shopping site where any despot, evil scientist, super villain, or random thug, can get items or manpower for what ever scheme they have worked up. We provide any service that might be needed while specializing in the training and renting out of Henchmen whether it be for taking over the world or breaking kneecaps we've got the right man, or woman, for the job.
Primary audience: Villains of all types, mostly the evil mastermind time that needs good help, and has the money to spend on it.
Website goals: As a evil mastermind it's hard getting good help, HenchmenCity.com is here to change that by offering easy to use and up to date listings of all the local henchmen, available timeshares on evil lairs, and the latest in over the top devices that one needs to take over the world.
Content/Services:
Rent or lease our highly trained Henchmen, all come with a 30 day money back guarantee.
Or browse through our listings of Henchmen for hire in your local area.
No more black and white prison stripes, our expert tailors can design your Henchmen a custom outfit based off the information you submit via our interactive uniform designer.
Now that you've got your Henchmen and your uniforms it's time to get the latest equipment and gadgets so they can get the job done. Our online store always stays up to date and offers user reviews so you can see what other evil geniuses think of the products.
And what villainous organization would be complete without a theme song? Or in house musicians will create the song that will let your enemies know not to mess with you or your Henchmen anymore.
Move around a lot? Or don't have enough money for a private island with a volcano? Why not invest in a timeshare? Or, if you need to get rid of your timeshare list it with us, we'll help you sell it on the web's most comprehensive listing of secret lair timeshares.
Or if your most recent caper went off without a hitch why not invest in your very own secret lair? We offer used, pre-built and custom lairs just for you.
Usability concerns: The site has a lot of content so the navigation needs to be as simple as possible while still allowing for multiple levels. The Site will have to run off a database with a PHP backend so that the listings of Henchmen, equipment, and lairs can easily be kept up to date. The uniform creator should be done in flash and allow for the content to be submitted to the proper department via an order form (e-mail?).
