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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #255 on: November 15, 2004, 12:23:00 PM »
admit it, Gemm. You're writing these spams, aren't you?
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #256 on: November 15, 2004, 12:24:42 PM »
Admittedly I'm not. Were I, I wouldn't be here talking to you people. I'd be off on my own grand island hunting the greatest prey of all; dilapdated automatons.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #257 on: November 17, 2004, 09:04:09 PM »
The my employer has sold his soul.
He has his employees gathering email addresses so he can spam them.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #258 on: November 25, 2004, 02:44:53 AM »
Re: breadfruit tremendous debit

and

eek A college d1pl0ma help you get better job now.

right on top of each other.  Too weird to resist.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #259 on: May 12, 2005, 12:00:49 AM »
Resurrecting this thread.

Subject: cheep erecction mads., now sheeping worldwide feel

It was the sheeping that really got me.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #260 on: May 12, 2005, 01:47:16 AM »
I weel throw my shoe and you!!
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #261 on: May 12, 2005, 09:51:45 AM »
yeah, mad sheep thrown in with the erection... that's just not right.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #262 on: June 05, 2005, 11:03:19 AM »
recent favorite spam subject: "you can watch me nude ascetic"

usually, when I think about ascetics, they aren't exhibitionists. Or nudists, though the nudity might be something about going without clothing.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #263 on: June 05, 2005, 05:22:30 PM »
The spam that annoys me most recently is the paper-in-your-physical-mailbox kind. By weight, maybe 5% of mail is something actually addressed to us. This has got to be more wasteful of the Earth's resources than email spam.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #264 on: June 06, 2005, 09:01:26 AM »
Most likely. I however, don't pay much attention to available resources, as my bank account history will testify to.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #265 on: August 31, 2005, 11:43:12 PM »
The title of the email was "see photo" so I'm assuming they want me to view their hot webcam or something, but the text of the email was as follows:


You already have bothered to me. How much it is possible to repeat? Good has persuaded! Only nobody show!
Answer to me at once as will see! The girlfriend asked to nobody to give its photo.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #266 on: September 01, 2005, 09:14:41 AM »
what's scary is I think I can figure out exactly what he's getting at.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #267 on: November 21, 2005, 07:38:39 PM »
Here's a new one on me:

from: [email protected] (or [email protected], which I deleted earlier today)

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.


Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison



++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #268 on: November 22, 2005, 09:36:48 AM »
yeah, that sounds like an effective means of investigating a crime. I love spammers.
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Re: another spam rant
« Reply #269 on: November 26, 2005, 03:47:40 AM »
Well at least they got the CIA's Office of Public Affairs address, phone number, and hours right. :P

If that's any consolation...
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