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Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« on: April 06, 2006, 12:25:10 PM »
Dentists suck

I go in, my mouth doesn't hurt.

I come out, it does.

Where's the problem here again?

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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2006, 01:39:42 PM »
Dentist has kids to feed too, you know.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2006, 01:50:16 PM »
That's cute! You think dentists breed like people do!

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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2006, 01:53:48 PM »
They breed, but not like people... Dentists inject their DNA into peoples teeth, where they grow and grow untill you need a root canal. ;D
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 02:02:57 PM »
Never said they bred them. they just have them. like Jeffe said.....or... is it something far more sinister!!

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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2006, 02:06:44 PM »
What I want to know is whether you made an appointment yet for that other issue of yours.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2006, 02:15:19 PM »
yes dear.

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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2006, 02:20:12 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2006, 02:49:50 PM »
Incidentally, I just got this email from some ward members inviting me to a Dentist's Nightmare Party/Braces Off Party. Gobs and gobs of caramel, other sticky things, and heaping bowls of popcorn are on the menu. Mmm.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2006, 03:01:23 PM »
What about Oreos?

those are the best things to eat right before a dentists appointment.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2006, 05:52:11 PM »
And now I get to revel in the joy of never having had braces.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2006, 06:20:56 PM »
As do I. Suckers.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2006, 01:25:45 AM »
Hey, if it's good enough for Ilsa Lund, it's good enough for me.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2006, 12:58:25 PM »
I was just asked to photoshop the nipples off a dog. I did it.  And I got paid to do it.  I feel dirty as well as grumpy.
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Re: Revenge of Grumpy Bear
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2006, 01:04:36 PM »
It could be much worse, skar.  You could have been asked to photoshop them ONTO the dog.