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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2002, 07:21:24 PM »
Wow, Utah has some real winners...

However, after browsing some of the other states, I'm rather excited to go to California and shoot at whales while speeding down the freeway. It's perfectly legal, you know.
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2002, 01:04:31 PM »
some ...er... funny pics of the web

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http://www.jono.spain.com/msTitanic98a.jpg windows 98?

http://www.jono.spain.com/honesty-on-internet.jpg This picture just shows how honest most people are when it comes to the internet!

http://www.jono.spain.com/evolution.jpg When Darwin drew his theory of evolution, he missed out a bit. Click here to see it!!

I take no responsibility for the preceding pictures
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2002, 04:22:31 AM »
from Chico, california :
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Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

damn! there goes that idea then :(

Pasadena, also california :
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It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

what the...?

san fransisco :
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Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

nice...

and finally san diego :
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It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
i really, really want to know the circcumstances behind the creation of this law...
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2002, 07:40:00 AM »
lol
the secretary one is the funniest ;D
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2002, 12:48:54 PM »
But it's okay for the secretary to be in the room with the boss if both are male?   Hum...this is San Fransisco, after all...
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2002, 01:45:10 PM »
in nebraska you cannot park youre horse on main street, spitting on the sidewalk is a $50 fine and it's legal to carry any type of weapon as long as it is not conceled.
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2002, 04:28:49 PM »
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and it's legal to carry any type of weapon as long as it is not conceled.

i thought that that was standard practice throughout the US?
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2002, 11:04:53 AM »
Actually, I was under that impression as well.  Maybe I don't know my own laws very well.  (After all, I've never tried carrying an automatic weapon down the street--concealed or otherwise.)
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2002, 06:57:01 PM »
More fun for the workplace...

http://oxymoronlist.com/
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #69 on: July 09, 2002, 11:56:07 AM »
I don't know about some of those.  They seem pretty...well, silly to list as Oxymorons.  Like 'Living Dead.'  Well, duh.  When I think of an Oxymoron, I think of a clever juxtoposition of words that--when you think about them--are actually opposites.  Things like 'living Dead' don't cut it for me.  Neither do 'ha ha' droll ones like Government Organization.
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #70 on: July 09, 2002, 01:36:03 PM »
how about: stable windows, ontime trains, free money?
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #71 on: July 12, 2002, 03:51:51 PM »
first person I thought of was Brandon
Picture at the very top.

http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=358-7

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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #72 on: July 12, 2002, 07:07:54 PM »
Brandon was the first person I thought of when I found this poem by Samuel Coleridge:

http://unix.cc.wmich.edu/~cooneys/poems/bad/Coleridge.ass.html

Just kidding.  It's a pretty terrible poem, though - what's up with that?  I thought that Coleridge was "da bomb" or something til I read this piece of garbage.  Ugh.
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2002, 12:21:33 AM »
Hard to believe that this is real

http://www.msnbc.com/news/781750.asp?pne=msn
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Re: Cool stuff found on the Internet (Take 2)
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2002, 05:29:56 AM »
Yah, I heard them talking about that on the radio.  People are so wierd.
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