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...and this is me
« on: March 06, 2004, 10:34:39 AM »
I figured since everyone here has had an argument with me at some time or another Id show you who I am



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Re: ...and this is me
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 11:07:06 AM »
hahaha you fool!  Now there will be a Jeffe distort program!
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 11:14:32 AM »
Hmmmmm.  I think if you put yourself in a tunic you would look a little like Samwise Gamgee.  And yes, there will be a Jeff distort program.  So, uhh, HAHAHA YOU FOOL to quote Spriggin.
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Re: ...and this is me
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2004, 11:53:28 AM »
Oh man, you've got one of those cool hat thingys. I wish I could have one. Or maybe some sort of Commisar's hat. What a wonderful bunch of coconuts that would be.
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Re: ...and this is me
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2004, 12:32:35 PM »
dude, you people need to stop wishing and just stop by a surplus or consignment store or even the Salvation Army.

if I had known you wanted a russian one when I went last year, i coulda gotten you one for like $5
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Re: ...and this is me
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2004, 12:42:07 PM »
Doodey-head. Anyways, Jeffe, sine I'm sure you get this question from every dang civilian from here to there, what are all those things on your chest mean?
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2004, 12:46:49 PM »
secret code designed specifically to confuse civilians and make you feel inferior.
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2004, 12:49:19 PM »
Well, I know at least that that isn't true.
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Re: ...and this is me
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2004, 01:06:31 PM »
i don't know why you think you know that. It's what it did.
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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2004, 11:37:14 PM »
the only ones that really mean something are the second and second to last (reading left to right from the top) The top left one says I have two meritorious team awards (Ribbon + star), which are awards for performing a special duty (in my case marching in a funeral for a head of state, and doing medical support for the commandants change of command) The second is my good conduct ribbon, which says I havent gotten in trouble since I've been in, I dont remember off the top of my head what the third is but the fourth is my Sea Service Ribbon, which says I served for two years on a ship and the last is a special operations ribbon for an anti-drug mission in the Caribbean (not nearly as exciting as it sounds)  
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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2004, 11:41:38 PM »
Im only required to wear my top 5 and this was before I got the 9.11 ribbon.
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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2004, 11:42:12 PM »
I want to say number three was something like homeland defense....
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